Very intelligent animals in fact, and they make perfect pets, too.
Amazing how these fellows managed to survive some 20,000 years of evolution. Living fossiles, in fact.
Ever thought about how many, or rather, little amounts of bird life would be left if there were no insects for them to feed on?
Mosquitos can be a major nuisance, yes, but they have a good purpose of why being around.
snails that eat my plants
Have to admit that I understand where you're coming from, here.
crows that eat my plants
Crows? The most intelligent bird-family of all?
They aren't herbivores at all, but rather omnivores, btw.
chimps of the G.W Bush variety
chimps of the greed variety
Fully agree with you here.