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What the hell is going on with my testicles?

I wake up this morning to find that my left testicle is swollen and somewhat red. It has shriveled up while and it hurts very much when I touch it the right one is completely normal. I am scared. What the hell is this? I need some expert MTF analysis before I go to the doctor.

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Uh-oh.

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Uh-oh.

What did you do last night?
nothing at all. This is coming out of nowhere. Haven't done in about 3 weeks.

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Re: What the hell is going on with my testicles?

go to the doctor
we cant judge just by description
or post a pic of your testicle here

could be an infection
do you remember any kind of trauma recently? like someone grabbing you from the crotch?

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Or getting kicked in the sack?

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Re: What the hell is going on with my testicles?

Got hit with a tennis ball a few days ago but it wasn't very bad.

I'm gonna give it a few hours to see what happens then go to doctor

I'm most concerned with a parasite or some shit like that. Parasites scare me to death.

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maybe a dog bit you. could be rabies of the nuts.
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or post a pic of your testicle here
yeah right, it's only a matter of time and somebody will

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Re: What the hell is going on with my testicles?

Do what you should have done in the first place: go to the doctor.

Also, why is it that these medical advice threads always have to do with arseholes and balls?

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The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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Also, why is it that these medical advice threads always have to do with arseholes and balls?
people naively expect to find some solution here before going through the indignity of letting a hairy old man toy with their private parts no one cares about showing an ankle to the doc, an arsehole is a serious thing.
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Please post a picture so we can diagnose.

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people naively expect to find some solution here before going through the indignity of letting a hairy old man toy with their private parts no one cares about showing an ankle to the doc, an arsehole is a serious thing.
That's some immature behaviour...

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

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The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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OMG
Go to a doctor right now, you cannot wait and see what happens, it may be something serious
Hope you to recover

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That's some immature behaviour...
Since when is MTF a beacon of maturity...

yeah, agree with Tangy, pic or didn't happen
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Re: What the hell is going on with my testicles?

Cut it off and then cut off the other one as a preventive measure.

Then stop wasting space on MTF.

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