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Post all the CRAP that ever tortured your ears HERE!

At the request of Stupid Dream, I now declare this thread officially open.

Pour in here all the shitloads of "musical" aberrations and irritating noises you've had to come across. You know that song that you can't stand and yet keeps following you and nagging you no matter where you go? that track that critics and/or people seem to love but makes you want to jump off the nearest window? Now's the time to share your frustration with the world!

Fire away!

PS: let's keep it restricted to 'reasonable artists' producing mainly. priceless local gems are also welcome with moderation.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).

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At the request of Stupid Dream, I now declare this thread officially open.

Pour in here all the shitloads of "musical" aberrations and irritating noises you've had to come across. You know that song that you can't stand and yet keeps following you and nagging you no matter where you go? that track that critics and/or people seem to love but makes you want to jump off the nearest window? Now's the time to share your frustration with the world!

Fire away!




One request, let's keep it restricted to 'reasonable artists' producing , okay?
I don't feel like checking out on all the Gangsta-rap shite available...

Okay. My first contribution:

[youtube]IFhKmMWG3WE[/YOUTUBE]

Unbelievable, such a heralded musician, responsible for many FANTASTIC songs either with the Beatles and solo, coming up with :retard: SH*T like this.

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I hate this guy.

[youtube]Pe0NUi8_l-s[/youtube]

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This is also soooooooo very wrong for so many reasons, and not just because of the music... see all these millionaires put up their most hypocrite faces, whining about poverty in Africa. Ugh!

[youtube]ne7fPpxAnuM[/youtube]

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IMO, it's almost impossible to find something more crap than this.

[youtube]InqhLNlVZyM[/youtube]

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Thanks for your contribution ClaudiuS, but let's please keep this for music from relatively known acts alright? It's not intended to be just a "crap music" thread.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

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The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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Alright. I think Christina Aguilera singing in spanish deserves a spot here then.

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Alright. I think Christina Aguilera singing in spanish deserves a spot here then.
Absopukinglutely.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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IMO, it's almost impossible to find something more crap than this.

[youtube]InqhLNlVZyM[/youtube]
OMG,
Absolutely terrible, GREAT FIND!!!

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Alright. I think Christina Aguilera singing in spanish deserves a spot here then.
Sure as HELL.

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I hate this 80's classic, song and video

[youtube]Gq4ychrRkQA[/youtube]



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Metal at its most ridiculous:

[youtube]AJ0sW7KOFhU[/youtube]

This 'wonderful' piece of shite shows about ALL why quite a few people don't ever feel capable of taking serious the entire genre. Which is a pity.

The riff is a complete ripp-off of Toni Iommi/Geezer Butler's classic Heaven and Hell, the lyrics one big heap of near-to-nazistic military sh*t, combine that with an overdose of testosterone and an completely idiotic 'acoustic' intermezzo, and there you have it.

Manowar.

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I hate this 80's classic, song and video

- yeah, absolutely belongs here. Utter tripe, especially if you know very well that the band is quite capable of producing GOOD music. Which they never did anymore, once they gained 'success'.

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OMG,
Absolutely terrible, GREAT FIND!!!
Yeah, she is like Xenia the warrior princess, but a bit chubby.

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Yeah, she is like Xenia the warrior princess, but a bit chubby.
This thread is meant to provide us all a GOOD LAUGH I think, and you surely managed!

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Nelson. Enough said.

[youtube]PHaI4uZ4oeg[/youtube]


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