All those who are shunning Christmas in favour of Festivus, come in here to celebrate this holiday period.
We will air our grievances and describe to each other the ways in which other forum members have disappointed us this year.
Here's the aluminium pole in place of the Christmas tree.
Here is the holiday's genesis.
I've got a lot of problems with you people. And I'm gonna tell you about them
However, I'm going to let someone else start first.
We will also give suggestions on who deserves the award for feats of strength this year.