Ann Marie Calhoun (née Simpson) is a violinist who was born in Virginia (U.S.) to a "hillbilly dad", who plays banjo, and a "Chinese mom", who plays piano. She is married to Brian Calhoun, an acoustic guitar-builder and co-owner of Rockbridge Guitar Company. She is still often referred to as Ann Marie Simpson or Ann Marie Simpson-Calhoun.
"We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."