I felt it necessary to throw in at least one utterly absurd question. Asking you to choose between your parents seemed suitably ridiculous.
What is it about Haas and Bale that gets you all hot and bothered?
Can you speak mandarin? My ex girlfriend tried to teach it to me. It was hard, so I gave it up within days.
Following on from the slice question, is it safe to assume that you were in love with Steffi Graf or does your hatred for the WTA outweigh your love for slicing?
Ass, face, or tits? You may order them in terms of importance.
1. Bale cause hes The Bale
. His dedication to his work (see The Machinist, apparently he only ate an apple, a tin of plain tuna and a cup of skinny milk a day for months) and the fact that he doesn't care for the spotlight.
Haas cause hes handsome and his game is handsome. Hes got all the shots, knows how use the slice and the backhand is an instant erection inducer. Basically his game is all style without that much substance - thats my kind of player. The on court antics are pure entertainment especially paired up with the right umpire. Haas and Chryst anyone?
2. Can't speak mandarin, but can speak Cantonese.
3. I love WTA because I know its true purpose = a gigantic perve session.
4. Face, tits, ass. Cock beats them all though.
why are you so sexy?
1. You make me beautiful darling.
1)Which movie role/character = Christian Bale's best performance as an actor so far?
2)What countries have you visited?
3)How did you first discover MTF?
4)Who do you think has had better overall success in Slams: Ivan Ljubičić or James Blake?
1. Probably Trent Reznik in The Machinist
or Alfred Borden in The Prestige
Why the sexy Bale avatar?
1. Why the fuck not would be my response to that.
why haven't you answer your previous questions?
are you worried that their are too many arse clowns on mtf and that they won't be able to fit in your signature?? if so, how will you counter this?
1. I forgot.
2. There is a very thorough and stringent selection process that goes into constructing my highly clownish signature, so only the BoB (best of the best) clowns make the cut. So no, I'm not worried. Now matter how many clowns MTF can produce, you will always find the cream of the crop in my signature.
Opinion on American Psycho?
1. Two words: Topless Bale.
Originally Posted by Henry Chinaski
I've heard rumours that you Mum is a total MIILF and was wondering whether this was true. Your answer can of course be based on the consensus among your brus and not on any feelings you may or may not possess on a personal level.
1. I can only come to the conclusion that my mother is fucking hot based on the overwhelmingly positive opinions from everyone that has seen her mug. There is a photo of me with her in it in the MTF pics thread. I'm pretty sure its still up. She has chronic psychosis though bru, so don't be tryin anything.
I do my part to offset this horridly wrong consensus by calling her a pork shop on a daily basis.