1 - Can I get free dessert if I ever go to Melbourne and eat in your restaurant?
2 - Would you prefer Hass to win the Olympics or WTF?
3 - Hass and trip ask you out on the same day, who do you pick?
4 - Which serious question should I ask Andrey?
1. If you told the staff there you knew me they'd probably charge you double and exfoliate their body into your dishes. They'd also give your dessert an erotic touch:
2. Hass would never be able to qualify for the WTF so I guess Olympics wins by default. Its a shame though, would be somewhat hilarious to make everyone think you won the What The Fuck. Newport is clearly superior to both.
3. This has to be the biggest stitch up question of all time. Clearly I would pick Trip and give Hass the privilege of being our third wheel as I take Trip to my house and make her watch my entire collection of Hass DVDs.
4. Ask him who he would choose between you and me for an epic vcuddling session. Doesn't matter what he says though, deep down I know the vibe I we had in Melbourne is irrefutable.
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H2H against Rogi Featherer
H2H against Rafito Nadal
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fake mullets flaunted in Roland Garros finals.
double bagels consumed against Raonic on grass
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