Oh, you shouldn't have. I really didn't expect this
1) What's the most embarassing thing you've done while drunk?
There are many. Trying to think of a specific one is difficult. Probably my best friend's 21st birthday party. I was so drunk that I started asking people to put their cigarettes out on my hand. I still have the scars. I threw up in the toilet (party was being held in some Chinese restaurant) at the end of the evening and couldn't get up. I woke up the next morning to find some of the skin on my right hand melted because of the cigarette burns.
2) Have you ever dreamt about Murray before?
Probably. I can't think of one off the top of my head, but I've probably dreamed of me taking him on and bamboozling him with my mixes of pace.
3) What's the most bluntly truthful piece of criticism you've received in real life?
Tough one. People are generally too polite to be so blunt. It wasn't so much critcism, but when an ex girlfriend chose another guy over me, I viewed that as criticism.
4) Are you just misunderstood?
Absolutely not. I think I've made it clear that I'm a ****.
5) Which five MTF members would you invite over to a dinner party and why?
fast_clay, finishingmove, adee-gee, Mikey, Nina. I'd maybe invite you over too, as the dinner party would be a bit of a sausage-fest with 5 guys and only one girl.
6) What trait do you love most about yourself?
7) Which song would be perfectly suitable as a 'Clydey theme tune'? i.e. imagine it blaring out every time you enter a thread, determined to post.