I'm a FanForumer, a place where you get warned for the least bit thing. I've got a bunch of warnings already and I never say bad things. The head mod (Jerry D) is just easily offended. But he's a loon, he's a hardcore Dawson/Joey (from DC of course) shipper and compares every little development in a new series he watches with that couple. This despite the fact that he must be about 35 or smth.
He's also always reminiscing the days that FanForum was a Dawson forum only.