Post an original joke which you heard lately. I'll start:
Why did the chicken cross the street? (only kidding
A middle aged man had just bought a brand new Ferrari and decided to take it out for a test drive to see how fast it can go. Suddenly, he hears sirens and sees a police car behind him.
He thinks to himself "this is a brand new Ferrari, there's no way he can catch me" so he decides to go full speed to get away from the patrol car. After a few seconds he realizes "OMG, what am I doing?!" and pulls over.
The policeman gets out of his car, approaches the man and says to him:
"Listen mate, today is Friday the 13th, this is my last shift before the weekend, and if I give you ticket I'll have even more paper work to do on Monday. If you can give me an excuse for your driving- an excuse that I've never heard before, I'll cut you some slack and let you go without giving you a ticket".
The man thinks for a few seconds and then replies: "My wife left me a week ago for a policeman. I thought you were that policeman and you were chasing me because you wanted to give her back to me".
To which the policeman replies: "Thank you sir, have a nice day."