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Time to revive the thread:

A family living on a farm in the countryside decides that they could boost their income by making beer. So, they open a brewery. After they had manufactured a few samples, they decided to send it to some beer experts so that they could have an opinion about the quality of the beer.

After a few weeks they receive the following letter from the experts:
"Dear Smith Family,
We are sorry to inform you that your horse has diabetes"
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I can't think of anything right now, but just to bring this thread back to life:

Q: What is the Astronaut's favourite key in the KeyBoard?

A: The Space Bar

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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I can't think of anything right now, but just to bring this thread back to life:

Q: What is the Astronaut's favourite key in the KeyBoard?

A: The Space Bar
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Thanks for reviving the thread, Lalitha

Ok, here's one:

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.

He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.

He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.

He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies "I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"
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Re: Original Jokes

Another good one I came across:

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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Another good one I came across:



Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
very talented girl
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Q: What do you call the Clinton administration?

A: Sex between the bushes
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Young Boy : "please can I put my finger in your ear?"

Babysitter : "No, dont be silly its time for your bed"

Young Boy : "Oh go on, Please"

Babysitter : "Oh go on then, anything for peace"

Young Boy: "Thanks"

Babysitter: "HEY !!!!! THAT WAS NOT MY EAR !!!"

Young Boy: "I know .....and that wasn't my finger !!"

Nearly all my Vcash went on women, drinking and gambling...the rest of it I just squandered !
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When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job himself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

"Actually, it’s my boss’s idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."

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very nice one Lalitha
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I like that
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Here's another one:

Out in the jungle is a village and right next to it is a pharmacy. One day, the chief of the village goes to the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: "Big chief no shit". Understanding that the chief is suffering from constipation the pharmacist gives his a box of laxatives.

The following day, the chief returns, irritated, he says to the pharmacist: "Big Chief no shit!" So the pharmacist gives him 3 boxes of laxatives.

A day later, the chief comes back with two of his aides, ranting: "Big Chief noooooo shit!!!" The pharmacist hurriedly hands him 10 boxes of laxatives.

Finally, the next day, the cheif returns yet again, with 5 of his warriors and they are holding their weapons in their hands. The chief is furious as he rants: "BIIIIG CHIEF NOOOO SHIIIIIITTTT!!!!" So the pharmacist, desperate, gives him all the laxatives in his supply.

For a week there is silence until a little old lady comes in to the pharmacy and says: "Big shit, no chief!"
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Thanks for reviving the thread, Lalitha
No Problems RonE.
But, Sorry, I did'nt notice this yesterday.

One from me.

I'm on a 60 day diet. So far I have lost 45 days.

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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