could you keep the jokes short, when they are long i dont have the strength to read them lol
ok heres 1 of mine (since i like tennis)...
a guy's out jogging and he spots a brand new tennis ball lying in the road. He picks it up and slips it into his shorts' pocket. later, he's standing on a corner waiting for the light to change.
a blonde is standing next to him, and she sees the bulge in his shorts, so she says, "What's that?"
he says, "Tennis ball."
she says, "oh, that must be painful... I had tennis elbow once."