Re: 2007 "Mr Disney Arse Clown Contest" Round of 16 matches
Here are the previews, the top half written by Grinder and the bottom ones by myself.
(1) ezekiel vs. CmonAussie (21)
Ezekiel, well let's just say that he isn't the number one seed for intelligent posting. #``~~~**#^^~~' CmonAussie definitely doesn't hold back on posting random symbols, but perhaps what most makes CmonAussie an arseclown is his Hewitt fanboying, and saying that a player who gets injured during the latter stages of an event is a choker.
TGS (Black Adam) (12) vs. jcempire (7)
TGS is pro **** and that's all you need to know about this major arse clown. jcempire is known for his USTA fanboyism and often unintelligible posts,
Glenn Mirnyi vs. dylan24 (18)
GlennMirnyi is public enemy number one to Nadal and Djokovic fans and this is perhaps the reason why he has made it so far in this competition. GlennMirnyi is also known to often call out fanboys and fangirls angering the majority of GM in the process. dylan24 is the epitome of an angry gambler and often makes bets at <1.02 odds and then goes on a roid rage whenever one of his bets (AKA a Federer loss) fails.
Escude (20) vs. Rafa = Fed Killa (3)
The showdown between the Arse Clown Scot and the Light of MTF will promise to be a barn burner. Escude is known on MTF for his incessant whining to Bad Gambler for closing a thread, thus getting him banned for 6 months. During the course of that ban, Escude spent his whole time whining at WTA World and pleading for his ban to be reduced. Upon his return to MTF, Escude made sure to bump loads of threads and had the classic arse clown line of "a Junior slam is better than a TMS", which has to be one of the biggest arse clown-ish posts of all time. R=FK is known as the light of MTF and never fails to anger of the women of MTF with several misogynist posts. Grab your popcorn, because this one will promise to be an epic folks.
Bottom half GWH
Jaap (4) vs. Tennis Fool (16) :
Jaap has been mowing down his challengers easily, but Tennis Fool is an experienced veteran with some bizarre theories that are as good as Jaap's belief that every match is fixed, 99 out of the top 100 are mugs. Tennis Fool's best work is the "Rule of 21" Thread, which be believes if a player hasn't won a Slam by 21, then he won't, the problem with this is that it has been proven quite a few times eg. Costa, Lendl, Gomez, Johansson were older than that when they won Slams, yet still believes in it.
Word Life (Bad Religion) (14) vs mtw (5) ;
Bad Religion has justified the seeding and is known for his hatred of Gasquet among others and hates ballet tennis, yet likes some players that could be described as bricklayers, depending on viewpoints. Has some good support against his Chilean countrymen and has been accused of anti-semitism. His opponent mtw is in a special league, someone that claims to be a doctor and is so bad that like ezekiel she was banned from a fan forum of her favourite player, supported Round Robin and has some very interesting political theories, lives in a special world, but that world should get as many tourists as North Korea.
Farenhajt (33) vs. Fed_Fan2007 (10) :
Farenhajt had an excellent performance in the last round taking out the 8th seed Mistaflava, this is a strong showing from the newcomer and will be fighting hard for a final place, but if loses will use anti-Serbian agenda or dental surgery as an excuse for lack of arse clowning.
Fed_Fan, there are rumours that is R=FK's stunt double or rodeo clown, but this has been yet to be proven conclusively. Has been going very well in the event and thinking of suicide cause Federer might lose number 1 is either delusional or just a ploy to get more votes.
richie 21 (13) vs. Jogy (2) :
Jogy is doing it for the veterans and showing his pedigree from 2005, but will have to be up to his best to defeat richie21 who took out mediter the painstaking analyst and triple bagel 6-3 6-3 6-3 who showed their transitional champion status. richie mixes in the analysis with some over praise and over criticism of Gasquet to the highest level, still smarting from Gasquet losing to Nadal in Shanghai and reckons this is the only time Gasquet will lose to him on hardcourt.
The choice is either a delusional Gasquet fanboy or the Polish legend who hates drug cheats, fakes and Federer.
“ On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".
Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.