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a mate told me this one:

a husband and wife entered the limo so they could go to a party and the wife forgot her purse which she had left inside the building so she got out to get it.
After 15 mins of waiting, the husband entered the building in search for her and he found her; up on the bar with her pants down with sum dude licking her out.
The husband just sat there and watched.... why didnt he help her??????

Answer: Because they guy had a liquor license!!!
get it? liquor license as in lick her license.... HAHAHA!!! i thought i was funni


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