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View Poll Results: 2007 Arse Clown Contest voting format. Starting on November 6
Voting over 12 hour period from when OOP released, most votes wins 41 64.06%
1 vote = 1 game. Best of 5 sets with advantage set 22 34.38%
1 vote = 2 games. Best of 5 sets with advantage set 1 1.56%
Voters: 64. You may not vote on this poll

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post #196 of 642 (permalink) Old 11-04-2007, 03:34 AM
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Re: 2007 Arse Clown Contest voting format? Entry List Released, starts Nov 6

Secrets of ACC success, by Merton:

1. Resort to personal attacks. When a poster says "my opinion is X" a good reply is:
-you are an idiot.
-you have a hidden agenda.
-you are a fanboy/fangirl.
-accuse them for claiming "Y", then showing that "Y" sucks and ignore all attempts by said poster denying that "Y" was ever claimed.
-always attack the poster, the post is irrelevant. A good line is "Since it is YOU that claims X" it follows that it means junk.
-Repeat all of the above for said poster just in case she/he forgets about you
-All of the above.

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Secrets of ACC success, by Merton:

1. Resort to personal attacks. When a poster says "my opinion is X" a good reply is:
-you are an idiot.
-you have a hidden agenda.
-you are a fanboy/fangirl.
-accuse them for claiming "Y", then showing that "Y" sucks and ignore all attempts by said poster denying that "Y" was ever claimed.
-always attack the poster, the post is irrelevant. A good line is "Since it is YOU that claims X" it follows that it means junk.
-Repeat all of the above for said poster just in case she/he forgets about you
-All of the above.

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Secrets of ACC success, by Merton:

1. Resort to personal attacks. When a poster says "my opinion is X" a good reply is:
-you are an idiot.
-you have a hidden agenda.
-you are a fanboy/fangirl.
-accuse them for claiming "Y", then showing that "Y" sucks and ignore all attempts by said poster denying that "Y" was ever claimed.
-always attack the poster, the post is irrelevant. A good line is "Since it is YOU that claims X" it follows that it means junk.
-Repeat all of the above for said poster just in case she/he forgets about you
-All of the above.
You are an idiot, fanboy with an agenda. Sucky irrelevant post.

Repat: You are an idiot, fanboy with agenda. Sucky. YOU claimed that I would win the ACC, you talk junk. Rinse and repeat again.
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She did you say? I have no idea who you're talking about ...


I thought you were saying that you wanted her to be your opponent. Because there is NO WAY you're more of an arseclown than she is.

But you're saying that, like me, you're simply looking forward to giving her your vote.
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Everyone senses that Merton, don't worry
I have decent chances if I draw you, for example At least it will not be an embarassing score.

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I have the wish that some Chileans will vote for me, because I like to insult FlukeZalez.

Now I see that I am in the list... who put me there?
There's a thread (it's under chat threads now) where posters are nominated, but some are nominated by the thread starter.

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Secrets of ACC success, by Merton:

1. Resort to personal attacks. When a poster says "my opinion is X" a good reply is:
-you are an idiot.
-you have a hidden agenda.
-you are a fanboy/fangirl.
-accuse them for claiming "Y", then showing that "Y" sucks and ignore all attempts by said poster denying that "Y" was ever claimed.
-always attack the poster, the post is irrelevant. A good line is "Since it is YOU that claims X" it follows that it means junk.
-Repeat all of the above for said poster just in case she/he forgets about you
-All of the above.
Hey, I have that method copyrighted.
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Draw's already posted. Page 3 or 4, don't remember exactly. Due to my current state of mind, it might also be page 5 or so.
I see the entry list but no draw

Maybe Im blind

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I see the entry list but no draw

Maybe Im blind
The draw isn't out yet, I'm sure about that mate.
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Hey, I have that method copyrighted.
You are just a moonballer not a true master of the competition

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You are an idiot, fanboy with an agenda. Sucky irrelevant post.

Repat: You are an idiot, fanboy with agenda. Sucky. YOU claimed that I would win the ACC, you talk junk. Rinse and repeat again.
There, there that's the spirit

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Secrets of ACC success, by Merton:

1. Resort to personal attacks. When a poster says "my opinion is X" a good reply is:
-you are an idiot.
-you have a hidden agenda.
-you are a fanboy/fangirl.
-accuse them for claiming "Y", then showing that "Y" sucks and ignore all attempts by said poster denying that "Y" was ever claimed.
-always attack the poster, the post is irrelevant. A good line is "Since it is YOU that claims X" it follows that it means junk.
-Repeat all of the above for said poster just in case she/he forgets about you
-All of the above.
I think you are gonna get sued, a lot of posters already have the copyright of that

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I have decent chances if I draw you, for example At least it will not be an embarassing score.
It would be entertaining for sure

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Hey, I have that method copyrighted.
Well, you are just one amongst a cooperative of posters

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I have the wish that some Chileans will vote for me, because I like to insult FlukeZalez.

Now I see that I am in the list... who put me there?
Not at all. KGONzalez deserves to be insulted some times also, you are funny some times... chinito Miranda rulez

but Bad Religion aka "Mago Valdivia lover" always crosses the line in those things... he's only good thing is that he's a Colo-Colo fan

I never insulted here but im IN... WTF? , anyway GWH wanted to put in some chileans in here...

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This years top Arse Clown competitors working together trying to get a car out of the snow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BDk8Eztmh8

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if nalbandian wins tomorrow, who wants to bet that marcrd will start another thread about dave.

thing is, i agree with many of his pts

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I think you are gonna get sued, a lot of posters already have the copyright of that
The key there is that "a lot of posters". That means that nobody will initiate action waiting for somebody else to start first, so I am safe

Wait a minute, that "hidden agenda" part, there is exactly one poster who uses that *rushes to edit the post*

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