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A Darkness has returned to the ATP tour...

A true summation of the "return" of Darth Cheater...and his spoilage of the tennis landscape...a blight...composed of Darth Cheater and his sub-human ilk...

Following the U.S. Open defeat of Darth Cheater:

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Novak Djokovic, a.k.a Darth Cheater, the enemy of the free-peoples of Middle-Earth was defeated.

Following today's "wonderful" display of class and sportsmanship by Mr. Djokovic against Juan Chela:

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History became legend, legend became myth and for two and a half months, the Darth Cheater passed out of all knowledge. However, darkness crept back into the forest of the tour. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear
Rafatards and Fedtards...the time has come...

As in the Fellowship of the Ring, what we need to see is this:

Rafa stepping forward and speaking to the legions of true tennis fans, "You have my moonballing"

Roger stepping forward and joining the fellowship..."We carry the weight of the tour, Rafa. If the fans desire, we will see it done"

Down with Darth Cheater!!!!!! Remember, what has been accomplished once, can be accomplished again...
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another example of a mtf member with wayyyyyyyy to much time on their hands
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OMG not you again. Just go away with your rubbish (OP).
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Sawan mate, dont make any more threads bashing Djokovic......... they just all get closed.
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Sorry, but when I see such blatant abuse of sportsmanship, my brain fries.
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Sorry, but when I see such blatant abuse of sportsmanship, my brain fries.
Huh, you actually have a brain? How strange.
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Huh, you actually have a brain? How strange.
Sawan is actually entertaining, great comedic writing. If he could continue this Darth Cheater/Dark Lord Djaukron stuff it would be great.

It's the poisonous ones like Jaap and 1_mac and Escude that are intolerable.
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Sawan is actually entertaining, great comedic writing. If he could continue this Darth Cheater/Dark Lord Djaukron stuff it would be great.

It's the poisonous ones like Jaap and 1_mac and Escude that are intolerable.
Maybe, but in "Non Tennis section", not here.
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It's the poisonous ones like Jaap and 1_mac and Escude that are intolerable.
Who the hell are you?
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Who the hell are you?
Dang, Mikey. I didn't know you were poisonous. I'm glad Aloimeh is here to tell us these things. I see l_mac is poison too. Apparently I have dangerous taste.
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Dark Lord Djaukron
Hmm...I knew the dark one went by many different names...

One other Lord of the Rings reference...I can actually see Rafa, who is not #1, telling Roger (about taking on the challenge of Darth Cheater's WTA ploys and tactics):

"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you"
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Wow, you're such a nerd.

Anyway, again Fakervic pulls his stunts and now his wifey Tipsaremug is following his steps.
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Thank you, Glenn. Live long and prosper.
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Dang, Mikey. I didn't know you were poisonous. I'm glad Aloimeh is here to tell us these things.
Same here... made me sound like some Viper or King Cobra lol.

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Anyway, again Fakervic pulls his stunts and now his wifey Tipsaremug is following his steps.
Wonder how long before we see Jelena Jankomug doing it as well.
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