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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans



“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. **** it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

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• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
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I can't help but wonder what kind of childhood produces such an "adult". Did a democrat run over her puppy during her formative years?


No need for us liberal dems to even bother with a rebuttle to, her spewing speaks for itself. People like her make me proud to be called a "bleeding heart". At least I have a heart capable of bleeding...

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I think Coulter's hysterical, especially when people take her seriously as a politician and try to respond to her as policy wonks. Best political satirist in years.

I want to see a presidential debate with Ann Coulter as the moderator.

Her stuff on the Clintons is just hysterical -- but then again, Bill and Hillary gift her with so much material.
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I think Coulter's hysterical, especially when people take her seriously
She believes in Creationism. Should I take that seriously or is it just part of her act? If she is serious then she is clearly so dumb she must be a Democrat.
My take on the stick insect Coulter is that she is really just a stand-up comedienne that makes fun of rednecks by doing impressions of them.

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What a bunch of bullshit, my 4 year old cousin has more creativity in his pinky than this 'tard will ever have.

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If americans had any brain, the wouldn't be imperialism and capitalism-lovers.

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If americans had any brain, the wouldn't be imperialism and capitalism-lovers.
If anyone else had any brains we wouldn't be the sole superpower.


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They did a good Photoshop job with the cover, especially to hide her adam's apple.
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I was actually thinking it looked extremely poor due to the fact that on one side her hair is nearly a straight line.


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If anyone else had any brains we wouldn't be the sole superpower.
Not every country has the seize of the USA. I'm pretty sure if the Germans or the Japanese had the same seize as the USA they would have a bigger economy etc. There are many civilizations who are smarter than Americans.
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If americans had any brain, the wouldn't be imperialism and capitalism-lovers.
The only imperialists of recent times were the Soviets. Castro may have sent his army to Africa but that was too pathetic to count. Chavez is doing his best to take over South America. Looks like the Venezuelans are going to help by giving him total control their their lives.

And capitalism is, of course, the only economic system that works, that is a no brainer.

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Not every country has the seize of the USA. I'm pretty sure if the Germans or the Japanese had the same seize as the USA they would have a bigger economy etc. There are many civilizations who are smarter than Americans.
Unfortunately for you there are statistics that show you should not just dream up facts that you want to be true. USA and Japan lead the world in GNP per person at $38,000. Germany trails at $27,000 per person. So according to your suggestion Germans are only about 65% as smart as Americans and Japanese, once the actual size of the country has been removed from the equation. So, all in all, I would say your smartness meter is about right.

And I think a recent study showed that Americans individually work harder and produce more per person per hour than any other nationality on earth.

The above data do not include Switzerland, which is an anomaly in anbody's book, although with all their banking riches they are only at $39,000 per person.

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