Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek: - Page 3 - MensTennisForums.com

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #31 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 05:14 PM
Retired Party Hostess
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 14,983
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze-2004 View Post
Well, considering who its with, she should be used to pressure, no?
We know nothing about what happens behind closed doors. People make assumptions all the time- doesn't mean that it's really the case, right?

I'm just saying that if you are being put in a position where you risk being outed for being a dead lay, which may or may not be true in the first place, it's pretty mean spirited for your bedmate to plaster it all over the front page of the newpaper.

Regardless, hypothetically speaking, the fault would lie with Levine.
Kitty de Sade is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #32 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 05:26 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 267
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

sorry i didnt see the non tennis section. Its a good laugh though

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. "

Mitch Hedberg


_________________________________

Roger, Nadal, Baggy, Ivo, Gasquet, Ferrero, Haas, Moya, Henman,
JackPumpkinHead is offline  
post #33 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 05:48 PM
Registered User
 
Ma. Estefania's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Guayaquil, Ecuador
Age: 29
Posts: 4,819
                     
Re: Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

Ewww...creepy pic.

I'm not a fan at all of Sharapova, but oh God, he is such a moron.

Aren't all love stories destined to fail?
Ma. Estefania is offline  
post #34 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 05:57 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 494
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Maria, eat a bannana



FEDERER SAFIN GONZALEZ YOUZHNY

ANCIC GULBIS CILIC
Magus13 is offline  
post #35 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 06:01 PM
country flag Fee
Registered User
 
Fee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Northern California.
Posts: 17,866
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackPumpkinHead View Post
sorry i didnt see the non tennis section. Its a good laugh though
You've been a member here for almost a year and you didn't know there was a Non-tennis section? It's directly below the GM section on the front page of the forum.

Best twitter posts of the epic match:

@dougrobson - Whoever is supplying Mahut with hair gel needs to ink a sponsorship deal now.

@Wimbledon - FYI, with @Wimbledon live scoring devices, please add 50 to the games in the fifth set of the Isner v Mahut match.

@HolterMedia - Nice to see that a three-day test has come to tennis here @wimbledon.



Andy wearring Crocs, courtesy of Smitty8
Fee is offline  
post #36 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 06:20 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 267
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

I mean i didnt go to the non tennis section first.

And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. "

Mitch Hedberg


_________________________________

Roger, Nadal, Baggy, Ivo, Gasquet, Ferrero, Haas, Moya, Henman,
JackPumpkinHead is offline  
post #37 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 06:23 PM
Last dance, Andy
 
tangerine_dream's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York New Englander
Posts: 25,436
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackPumpkinHead View Post
And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that
Here's your sign.

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


Mugs Tennis Forums
tangerine_dream is offline  
post #38 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 06:25 PM
country flag Fee
Registered User
 
Fee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Northern California.
Posts: 17,866
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackPumpkinHead View Post
I mean i didnt go to the non tennis section first.

And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that
Really? Identity crisis or lost passwords? What were your other screennames?

Best twitter posts of the epic match:

@dougrobson - Whoever is supplying Mahut with hair gel needs to ink a sponsorship deal now.

@Wimbledon - FYI, with @Wimbledon live scoring devices, please add 50 to the games in the fifth set of the Isner v Mahut match.

@HolterMedia - Nice to see that a three-day test has come to tennis here @wimbledon.



Andy wearring Crocs, courtesy of Smitty8
Fee is offline  
post #39 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 06:29 PM
Registered User
 
Henry Chinaski's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 13,751
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

The Sun making shit up? Well I never.
Henry Chinaski is offline  
post #40 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 06:38 PM
In hiding.
 
SloKid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Age: 32
Posts: 19,111
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze-2004 View Post
Was Yuri in the room as well giving her tips on how to keep her concentration and not show emotion?
He was there showing her what to do with a banana.
SloKid is offline  
post #41 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 06:48 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 267
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. "

Mitch Hedberg


_________________________________

Roger, Nadal, Baggy, Ivo, Gasquet, Ferrero, Haas, Moya, Henman,
JackPumpkinHead is offline  
post #42 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 07:58 PM
Registered User
 
cmurray's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 14,734
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

First of all, LOVE Bill Engvall, Tangy.

KT, I KNEW you would post in this thread.

Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.
cmurray is offline  
post #43 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 08:32 PM
Anastasia Komananov, KGB
 
scoobs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Age: 38
Posts: 53,509
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Regardless of whether she's the best lay anyone could ever have or she lies there as animated as a blow-up dolly, it's *real* classy for someone to fuck and tell (assuming he did - there's retractions and yada yada and it may all be utter bollocks).

And I agree - I would not be advertising the fact that I couldn't get a reaction out of a woman. Men might be going "dude she's bad in the sack" but women are waggling their little fingers knowingly, and assuming he thinks the G spot is a new nightclub.
scoobs is offline  
post #44 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 08:34 PM
Registered User
 
lina_seta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Age: 28
Posts: 3,201
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackPumpkinHead View Post
I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek
oh... i think i remember a Derek in MTF

lina_seta is offline  
post #45 of 50 (permalink) Old 08-22-2007, 12:34 AM
Retired Party Hostess
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 14,983
                     
Re: This just in... Sharapova a bad lay (not exactly atp but good article inside)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cmurray View Post
KT, I KNEW you would post in this thread.
You knew I wouldn't let you down, Muz. You were the topic of convo between me and my Mommy earlier today, btw. You are the smartest of the smart- I promise to listen to everything you say from now on.

You gauge people like no other. I only wish I had heeded your warning, prior.

Quote:
Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.
I love this response above. It's like a page taken right out of Macbeth.
Kitty de Sade is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the MensTennisForums.com forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome