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Congratulations To Gwyneth and Chris They will both make brilliant parents!

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are delighted to announce the birth of their first child, Apple Blythe Alison Martin, who was born in London, after a long labour, on May 14, and weighed 9lb 11oz.

Both mother and baby are very well. Chris said: "We are 900 miles over the moon, and we'd like to thank everyone at the hospital who have looked after us amazingly".

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They will both make great parents. Chris can sing to her every night What a lucky little girl Apple is.

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wow !! thats a heavy baby !
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wow !! thats a heavy baby !
i was heavier than that by a few ounces, but you know what a recent study says that the heavier the baby the smarter the child will become

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well i was 8lb 9oz which is reasonably heavy which would explain why I am such an intelligent chap lmao

I am just amazed baby was so big as Gwyneth is skinny and slight so much have really felt the weight she was carrying.
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well i was 8lb 9oz which is reasonably heavy which would explain why I am such an intelligent chap lmao

I am just amazed baby was so big as Gwyneth is skinny and slight so much have really felt the weight she was carrying.
, well supposivly skinny woman have bigger babys..maybe that explains why i was a rather large baby my mothers a pretty skinny lady herself.

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Re: Congratulations To Gwyneth and Chris They will both make brilliant parents!

They haven't really gotten off to a flying start as parents by saddling their daughter with the name "Apple"

This is about as good as "Moon Unit."

Maybe the kid can use one of her other names. But I suppose if you grow up rich and priveleged you are able to handle a moniker like this better. I'm kind of surprised. I hadn't expected such sort taste from Gwyneth.
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lmao @ apple...I didn't know that...

ah well "Granny Smith" can babysit lol
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Re: Congratulations To Gwyneth and Chris They will both make brilliant parents!

Congrats to them...

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Chris Martin probably chose "Apple" as some sort of protest about fair trade.
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Chris Martin probably chose "Apple" as some sort of protest about fair trade.
I dont think so, but its possible.

I think its kind of a cute name i know the two middle names are both chris and gwyns mothers. Well it is a rather different name. I think its cool. Would you like an apple or an orange apple?

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I bet apple will get told off for bananarama cd's too loud when shes older lol
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It's a cool name if you are a kid thinking about what is cool and unique. It's a little different if you are an adult already and you are naming a poor helpless kiddo. Also it's a lot easier to get stuck with a dumbass name if you are pretty and talented.

But this is like the kids who were born in the seventies with such brilliant names like "rainbow" and "peace" and "sunshine." They aren't such great names if you are wanting to be a lawyer or a doctor or have some sort of serious career. Lots of those kids changed their names when they got old enough. Kids can be very very cruel to other kids.
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I totally agree star and when i have a child they will be grapefull for whatever name i give them.
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you are craking me up with these jokes.

First Granny Smith and now this one.
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Re: Congratulations To Gwyneth and Chris They will both make brilliant parents!

Or should I say that you are a peach of a guy?
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