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Have you ever committed a crime?

HAHAHAHAHA seriously now.

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Just the odd parking fines.
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Vandalism. When i was a kid, i loved to mix salt with sugar at supermarkets where they were sold not packed, in big jars (don't know how to say that in english, lol). I broke up yogurt, kumis and gelatina ( again ) with my fingers, just to taste it and to enjoy damage. Not proud of that at all, but not big deal for me either.

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I'm too much of an to commit a crime

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Vandalism. When i was a kid, i loved to mix salt with sugar at supermarkets where they were sold not packed, in big jars (don't know how to say that in english, lol). I broke up yogurt, kumis and gelatina ( again ) with my fingers, just to taste it and to enjoy damage. Not proud of that at all, but not big deal for me either.
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For the title question, NO! I'm a saint
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I'm too much of an to commit a crime
Sexual Harassement of a russian tennis star would be the only one

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I'm just waiting for monicaselesfan2 post. "I just have male feet and bulges in my refrigerator"

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Sexual Harassement of a russian tennis star would be the only one


I haven't met him yet in order to do that

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I stole a pair of bowling shoes.
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If loving Hanson is a crime well then I guess im guilty of that

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If loving Hanson is a crime well then I guess im guilty of that
That's a FELONY!!!
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Mmm Bop ..

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If loving Hanson is a crime well then I guess im guilty of that
Then book me up right next to ya. I have always been fond of Hanson- they have grown up a lot since MMBob and Underneath is pretty good.

I was dismissed from boarding school in 9th grade when they found a bag of pot in my room (does that count?). Hey - we had to amuse ourselves somehow being stuck in the boonies of north east Georgia!

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Conan is keeping an eye out for any offenses against libraries!
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