well, I've stolen quite a lot of books from libraries without returning them ( a big fat LOL
@ Conan... teasing him
no, seriously now, I have stolen a few little things (mostly toys) out of relatives' or friends' houses when I was little, but nothing spectacular at all and they all got their things back after some time because my parents some time anyway discovered it because I couldn't hide the stolen things forever and then they were asking "hey, where did you get this from?" and then they knew because I had not enough money to buy it on my own.
since I'm 18 and allowed to drive a car, I drove too fast several, maybe even uncountable times and I got caught by speed traps or the Police three times now, but never something serious, only little warning fees, as it was always outside of the town and so I could say to the police officers something like "ah come on, I was just a little too fast and I didn't threaten any little kids near a school or a kindergarten; and the street was not curvy or glossy, I won't do it again" and it worked always when I showed understanding and remorse and I even had to pay less than the regular price for exceeding the speed limit.
Another time, I was not too fast but the Police stopped me within a routine control. Like always they wanted me to show them my driver's licence, my car log-book... then they wanted to see my first-aid kit and my warning triangle. And if that was also okay one of these police idiots suddenly claimed that I was wearing inappropriate shoes for driving a car. I'm never wearing high-heels, platform shoes or other freaky stuff like that and IF I had I would have understood what they found fault, but not if I'm wearing flat shoes (BTW, it was a FILA sneaker). I only got a verbal warning for that, but still it's a ridiculous prove that some police idiots just can't let you go without criticizing something.
they should better try to get themselves some work catching all the murderers and the dangerous criminal who are all on the loose.
I also commited a few "crimes" parking my car at wrong places, like in stopping restrictions, sometimes intentionally, sometimes not. But I think that's not so serious at all and at most places where is enough room it's just a way of making money for the cities who send around plenty traffic wardens to give you a parking ticket if they catch you stopping in a restriction. Idiots!
lol, but hey, they are just doing their jobs
take it easy
and almost three years ago now, I had to appear in court because a drug-addicted idiot accused me of assault having seriously hurt him. It was in the middle of the night in a subway train-station and that idiot threatened me and my friend with a knife and wanted money from us, probably for more drugs. Sure, he didn't look as if he was really so dangerous and if he wanted to do us something and he also showed only little capacity of reactions (because he was already high on drugs?), but at some time I swung my bad right in his face and the guy stumbled over his own feet and fell down some stairs. Sure, I admit that I maybe overreacted and exaggerated doing so, but me and my friend felt endangered and that fucker should have better thought about the consequences in advance. Finally, I got away with an acquittal after only 50 minutes hearing and as a loser in front of court that dumbfuck also had to pay the court fees
some things are just