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There was a young man from St. Paul
Who started his sleep in the fall.
But in hibernation
He tried masturbation--
It was better than nothing at all.
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When we were young girls, so fresh in our teens
We'd go on our diets, to look good in our jeans!
And of course, at that age, we'd starve now and then
The obvious reason, was to look good for men!
Then, in our 20's, we'd push food away
To look good for the boyfriends, we chose for the day!
Our 30's, the same "sorry, cannot eat that
My guy may not love me if I start getting FAT!
Thank God, in our 40's, we've learned from mistakes
We must push away pizza and candy and cakes..
So we feel good, feel healthy, love ourselves once again
Then just sit back and laugh, and outlive all those men!!!!!
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My neighbour

My neighbour is near ordinary
That frightens me; it's scary
The only problem: he is very,
almost urang utan-like hairy

The other day, he was wearing a tank top
His armpit hair truly resembled a wig shop
And all that hair growth on his feet, nose and back,
somehow it is too hard to keep track

However, what is the weirdest of it all
Even in July, he suffers from local snowfall
Yes, my near ordinary, yet somehow scary neighbour has dandruff
On his feet, back, and in his nose, together with other gooey stuff

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CooCooCachoo.....you live next door to Pete Sampras? lmao
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Actually, I live next to an old lady, but still It was a made up poem hehe

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Martijn was probably talking about this guy, who got embarrassed about the snowflakes:
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Yes.. OMG I would rep you for that pic, but I can't (should spread some more around lol).. Ugh!

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no prob. thnx for the last one. i couldn't give u one either, must spread the love around, eh?


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Hehe yeah I know.. I keep on spreading

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omg that hairy guy is so gross

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you need to be a zookeeper to appreciate that picture lol
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I thought wooly mammoths were extinct.
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Strangely enough he felt the need to shave his head.
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I thought wooly mammoths were extinct.
He's lost his tusks, so it seems..

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