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Sonnet for the lone tennis star

When one is in need of a tennis star
One cares not about a tender backhand
One cares not where a lob could land
One simply does not look that far

When one is in need of a tennis star
One just wants a one night stand
One just wants a helping hand
When horny in a Volvo car

If one is sure one wants to know
How to get that star to touch your back
One has my splendid advice to follow

One should go to a place dark and black
Where one will surely come to know
What it's like, making love with Stepanek

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haha stapnek is a great looking guy...so what if he looks like one of those guys from the gary larson far side catoons...

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Ode to Wonder Woman


Wonder, wonder, wonder woman

Spin, spin, spin you crazy dame
your clothes will fly
enemies will die
cos they thought your crown was lame

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haha stapnek is a great looking guy...so what if he looks like one of those guys from the gary larson far side catoons...
He probably is a great guy, so it seems in real life anyway, but he is not the most handsome one out there

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Drank a beer
Tried to steer
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Good and short Great one MisterQ

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i'm the kind
who cannot wash
a memory
instantaneously
it’ll take a while
meanwhile,
i’ll smile
i’ll stay...
an emotional exile.


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Drank a beer
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I have always found it amazingly silly
how people will judge on the size of a willy
When it comes to esteem, prestige & power
and who owns the big magic wand in the shower

If it functions & works, thats what matters of course
and it cant be too long if your riding a horse
Its not the Wild West, these are willies not guns
nor elephants trunks, they will not pick up buns

I am sure Eve said to Adam....... its fine
your six inches suits me, I'm not after nine
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Personal complex there, Denim?

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denim, youre an inspiration for small penised men all over the world!!!

I have written a poem on button flys on jeans

I have to pee
I must wee wee
But woe alas
Tis a hard task

There are buttons in the way
Im starting to spray
but my pantaloons remain
oh the hideous pain
on the carpet a fresh stain
where my pants should have lain

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Soho

In Soho there are shops
with one boot in the window.
The wealthy ladies of the Upper East Side
purchase footwear down there.
They leave their lonely poodles in the penthouse
And sully their bottoms on dirty cab seats
So they can parade their new faces
Past the men vending bagels and coffee.
I wonder if those boots make them sexier
When they come home to their poodle.
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that poem was pretty deep for a silly poem thread. It puts my wee wee poem to shame

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that poem was pretty deep for a silly poem thread. It puts my wee wee poem to shame
sorry. i started out thinking it would be silly but it ended being kind of sad...

your poem was frooty, you rock!
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its based on a true story

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