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۞ Frezzita's Book of Carlita Quotes ۞

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#1 ·
This is my tribute to the godmother of the Nando Chica Community, the lovely Lady Carlita. This thread just had to turn up some day :p

Of course I am open to memorable quotes of other chicas as well. Don't hesitate to post your contributions!

Beware of the Strawberry Chica's nose in search of quotations. I can trace them better than any dog (whether it is called Roca or Daisy!)! So be warned :devil:
 
#2 ·
Carlita Nando Chicas RULE!!!!¡VAMOS Moya y Verdasco!Fernando KICKS ASS zegt:
you well come

hahahahaha
dat zegt ie dus (translation: so that's what he says)
Hahahahahahahaha :haha:
too cute
 
#4 ·
ooooh what a cool thread :lol:
a memorable series of quotes is that chat in the chica chat thread with the toilet paper and schijtlint (dunno if i spelled it right) :lol: but too lazy to search 4 it :p
 
#5 ·
THANK YOU IZA!!!!!!




iza said:
Charly is Barney then ,no? :lol:

Sjoukje:


oh yeah please, no? hahahahhahahaha :sobbing: oh god.....my eyes haven't stopped crying since Gaby brought up her toiletpaper, no? :haha: :sobbing: :lol:

Gaby:

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure! Blame it on me and my schijtlint!!!


Guys, I can't stop laughing! Someone help me!


Iza:

what's schijlint :confused: :lol: ?

Gaby:

Believe me, you don't wanna know! :eek: It's the toilet paper, in other words :lol:

Freya:

schijtlint
!!!!!!!whahahahhahaha :haha: :haha:

Iza:

i was already supposing what it is :haha: :sobbing: :haha: :haha:

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We all need help :help: :haha:
 
#6 ·
#8 ·
don't know yet, I have loads in Dutch as well... should try to translate those;) this is much more fun than studying!!lol

Lady_Carlita said:
you're peeing your pants? :sobbing: no???
Gaby:

Actually, I am!!!


Sjoukje:


and me!!! Someone hand me a Tena Lady :haha: :sobbing:

Freya:


:sobbing: :haha: omg

Gaby:


*hands Sjoukje a Tena Lady* You sure that's gonna help?! :haha:

Sjoukje:

give me 2 then :haha: :sobbing:
 
#9 ·
I couldn't leave this one out of course ;)



Carlitos'Angel Carlita Nadalita PROUD to be a Nando Chica ¡VAMOS CARLOS! Fernando KICKS ASS zegt:
thats just gorgeous
it's not fair mardy i want to play tennis with steffi why should you have all the fun? zegt:
*like sbaby in leather jacket best*
Carlita zegt:
baby
Carlita zegt:
feli!
JJ zegt:
baby in leather jacket is the cutest!
Frees - Things replace things - Days replace days - And you cannot run or ever, ever escape zegt:
feli!
Carlita zegt:
carlooooooooooooooooooooooooooos nandoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
JJ zegt:
erm but he's not a baby!
Carlita zegt:
nando is
Frees zegt:
?
JJ zegt:
what would i make him as an icon
JJ zegt:
nando is not ababy!
Carlita zegt:
he's my baby
JJ zegt:
but he's not a baby
Carlita zegt:
(getting harder every day) hahahaha
Frees zegt:
no discussion girls
JJ zegt:
mario is a baby guilles is a baby and tot is a baby
Carlita zegt:
no, but he's my baby
JJ zegt:
but nando is not a baby
JJ zegt:
he no have a baby face
Carlita zegt:
you can have baby baby, or cariño
JJ zegt:
my babies haven't changed since they were babies!
Carlita zegt:
nando is my cariño
JJ zegt:
nando no look like a baby!
Carlita zegt:
different meaning of baby
JJ zegt:
but it means he cant have a baby smiley!
Carlita zegt:
he's sex on legs
JJ zegt:
my babies look like babies thats why they called babies!
Carlita zegt:
but i did adopt him
Carlita zegt:
and rafa
JJ zegt:
i adopt all my boys!
Carlita zegt:
so, my babies
JJ zegt:
all my boys have to officially be adopted
JJ zegt:
coz when my boys get adopted they get special treatment!
JJ zegt:
and get free online defence from all insults against them!

etc. :lol:
 
#10 ·
Carlita zegt:
MARTIN FUCKING VERKERK
me haaaaates him
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
i'm going to hit my mum
*someone get that Dutch Pig off my tvscreen*


Carlita zegt:
that tall dutch thing
Carlita zegt:
he's the bigges ASS / IDIOT/ :eek: :mad: :mad: :mad: i know
JJ zegt:
lol
Leigh zegt:
you don't like him then!! lol
Carlita zegt:
no shit
 
#11 ·
Carlita zegt:
oh and rafa's in the mag with jajajaja a PS2
Carlita zegt:
:haha:
Leigh zegt:
again!!! lol
Carlita zegt:
i swear they are born with one in the hand
Carlita zegt:
spanish tennis chicos no leave home without ps2
Carlita zegt:
they go loco
Carlita zegt:
or kill another spanish tennis chico to get their ps2

:haha: this cracks me up :sobbing:
 
#12 ·
Carlita zegt:
oooh what i also like is that jc 's got lil doggie and HUGE doggie
Carlita zegt:
does he have in between doggie?
Leigh zegt:
I was going to say yeah the inbetween one is called Patricia!!!




:haha: :devil:
 
#14 ·
what a cool thread!!!! very good work chica frey
 
#15 ·
Carlita zegt:
at least his voice isn't like feña's coach :eek: he's a shocker
Carlita zegt:
i was like this: WTF!?
Carlita zegt:
and then i looked and saw horacio
Eruwen zegt:
we practically cried laughing about it
Lynn zegt:
He's also a ladies man...lol! Hits on all the women.
Carlita zegt:
:eek:
Carlita zegt:
with a voice like that i'd run!
Eruwen zegt:
hahahahaha

:lol:
 
#16 ·
frees said:
Carlita zegt:
oh and rafa's in the mag with jajajaja a PS2
Carlita zegt:
:haha:
Leigh zegt:
again!!! lol
Carlita zegt:
i swear they are born with one in the hand
Carlita zegt:
spanish tennis chicos no leave home without ps2
Carlita zegt:
they go loco
Carlita zegt:
or kill another spanish tennis chico to get their ps2

:haha: this cracks me up :sobbing:
:lol: :haha: it's true!!!! :lol:
 
#17 ·
Leigh zegt:
my poem head is not on
Carlita zegt:
go find it

Carlita zegt:
pinkie dear are you wearing your poem hat



Leigh zegt:
because i am a fairy!
Carlita zegt:
no, you're a sheep
Carlita zegt:
CORRECTION
Carlita zegt:
a PINK sheep


:lol: pink sheep talk! ;)
 
#18 ·
 
#19 ·
Carlita:
i just did some shopping and now I look like the terrible snow carlita


Freya:
*gets her quote book*:haha:

Carlita:
oh nooooooooooo :lol:

Carlita:
oh Freya, add to the terrible snow carlita the terrible snow rafael.... silly rabbit refuses to go inside and is sittin with his face in the snow!

Gaby:
:wavey: The terrible snow Gaby here! :lol:

Carlita:
we're all terrible snow peeps here now! :lol:
 
#20 ·
Carlita zegt:
01-26-2006 11:07 PM Lambkin Ferrero DAISY, DAISY, DAISY!
Carlita zegt:
:haha:
Freya zegt:
lmao
Carlita zegt:
RRRRRRRRRROCA
Leigh zegt:
here name is Daisy, Fifi Fairydust
Carlita zegt:
nooooooooo not fifi
Carlita zegt:
:scared:
Carlita zegt:
she's no poodle!
Carlita zegt:
she's a tough doggie
Carlita zegt:
hunting tennisballs!
Carlita zegt:
fifis would run a mile from a ball because their paws would get dirty!:p
Leigh zegt:
hmmm i will have to train my little Daisy to stop doing that then
Carlita zegt:
:lol:
Leigh zegt:
she can't have messy paws
Carlita zegt:
can't you call the st.Bernard fifi
Carlita zegt:
:rolls:
Leigh zegt:
no cos his name is Laska
Carlita zegt:
fifi, laska and manuel
Carlita zegt:
Lovely
Leigh zegt:
DAISY FIFI FAIRYDUST!!!
Carlita zegt:
did you notice that miss
is awfully quiet
Freya zegt:
:devil:
Carlita zegt:
she's reading
Carlita zegt:
she's copying
Carlita zegt:
she's pasting
Freya zegt:
muhahahhahaahah
Carlita zegt:
oh noooo
Carlita zegt:
she's QUOOOOOTING
Carlita zegt:

Leigh zegt:
hee hee
Carlita zegt:
if you drop that hideous fifi bit i might consider letting Roca be a Daisy
Carlita zegt:
but she really is a roca
Leigh zegt:
ok fifi is dropped
Carlita zegt:
Good
 
#21 ·
hey do you save all these little conversations?:cool:
 
#22 ·
Lambkin Ferrero said:
hey do you save all these little conversations?:cool:
lol, no not at all, I only save the ones that are worth saving ;) :lol:
 
#23 ·
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
 
#26 ·
An ode to JJ:


JJ zegt:
there was something in his hair that night
his bandana was bright fernandooooooooo
he was being stalked that night
the stalkers were nice fernandooooooo


Frees zegt:
pants!!!
JJ zegt:
yes unfortunately he has pants on too


JJ zegt:
how do you spell phoenomenm?
JJ zegt:
pehone
JJ zegt:
THAT WORD!


JJ zegt:
ooh paulo is that a ball in your pocket or you just very excited


JJ zegt:
roger federer is poo and smells like poo and lives in a house made of poo and is going marry maria sharpoova


JJ zegt:
he seems to have lost his serve
JJ zegt:
and brain
JJ zegt:
and head


Freya zegt:
we are not giving up hope;:
Y v o zegt:
never give up hope
Freya zegt:
yeah
JJ zegt:
i read that as never give up hose
JJ zegt:
i thought why would you give up a hose


Freya zegt:
vamos!
JJ zegt:
ALLEZ
Freya zegt:
VAMOS!
JJ zegt:
ALLEZ
JJ zegt:
are we gonna start a war
 
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