very funny! I understand every word you writing although I never learned dutch... but it is very similiar to german.
Oh it is! - from a distance, German and Dutch sound and look quite alike, and for that reason many Dutch people think they know how to actually speak in German as well - but one is bound to make terrible mistakes if one believes the languages are so much alike. A lot of words sound the same, but have totally different meanings...
It is easy for Dutch and German people to understand each other, that much is true. Both of the languages are of germanic origin after all.