The two sports icons were then physically separated by pro golf demi-god Tiger Woods, who had agreed to emcee the upcoming grudge match.
"Save it for the cage!" said Woods, "Two men enter, one man leaves."
Woods added that the date, time, and location of the event would be announced as soon as schedule conflicts could be resolved:
"It's not easy, because if we're not out on the road making obscene amounts of cash, we're at home in our luxurious estates rolling in piles of it."