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View Poll Results: What's your most favorite phrase of Bilbo?
“He’s going to rip him a fat one.” 21 29.58%
“Gimme the fucking racket you idiot. I can return better.” 16 22.54%
“This [enter players name here] is good.” 24 33.80%
“Even my grandmother in a wheelchair can play better.” 29 40.85%
“Cya [enter players name here].” 7 9.86%
“Save this shit you asshole." 5 7.04%
“Watch [enter players name here] get broken here.” 18 25.35%
“I wonder how he’s going to win that match.” 5 7.04%
“Some surprising bets in here.” 10 14.08%
I love 'em all!!! 13 18.31%
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post #46 of 108 (permalink) Old 03-05-2007, 03:19 PM
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As Happy 928 would say, whenever Bilbo goes missing for a while... He's peeling chips in the kitchen to pay of his debts
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I'm back from a 2 weeks trip in Morocco
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“Even my grandmother in a wheelchair can play better.”

this Bilbo is good


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I'm back from a 2 weeks trip in Morocco
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"Never in doubt" is from Bilbo too???

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Welcome back, Bilbo
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"Never in doubt" is from Bilbo too???
I think it's from GWH.

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The tennis equivalent of two old bald men fighting over a comb.
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"Never in doubt" is from Bilbo too???

Bilbo
Never in doubt is my one and the great bilbo has the catchphrases for sure.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Never in doubt is my one and the great bilbo has the catchphrases for sure.
oh many thanks GWH

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Get [player name] broken here.

I like Gimme a fuckin towel but its not in the poll

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I've just invented a new phrase:

"30mins cleaning for 5mins rain. even my grandmother could clean faster."
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Even my Grandmother in a wheelchair can play better is winning this poll.

expected win and never in doubt.

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"30mins cleaning for 5mins rain. even my grandmother could clean faster."
keep bringing more
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genious

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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Fuck the love of tennis

was a typo maybe?


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