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View Poll Results: What's your most favorite phrase of Bilbo?
“He’s going to rip him a fat one.” 21 29.58%
“Gimme the fucking racket you idiot. I can return better.” 16 22.54%
“This [enter players name here] is good.” 24 33.80%
“Even my grandmother in a wheelchair can play better.” 29 40.85%
“Cya [enter players name here].” 7 9.86%
“Save this shit you asshole." 5 7.04%
“Watch [enter players name here] get broken here.” 18 25.35%
“I wonder how he’s going to win that match.” 5 7.04%
“Some surprising bets in here.” 10 14.08%
I love 'em all!!! 13 18.31%
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post #31 of 108 (permalink) Old 02-16-2007, 11:06 AM
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(player) sucks a fat one
(player) is all about serve
(player A) OUTGUNS (player B)
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I thought it was more in the case when he backs a player that wins in a really tight match - therefore he asks for a towel to wipe away the sweat built up during the match.
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you better save this situation (player name)

Big serve, eh? is an absolute classic!!!
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Bilbo = Undisputed MTF legend
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Dare you choke now

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"Watch (player name) get broken here"

When it starts raining or there is bad weather "Welcome to (insert city name), ladies and gentlemen"
yeah ehehe

of course he missed bp on a second serve
of course he saved it
stick a fork in him
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fair play to Bilbo
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Funny as hell this German tit


Other one I remember from Covers times:

(after a bad week, though he normally had many more good than bad ones)

"Books are outgunning me this week"
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Bilbo is

Some phrases about Michael Jackson would do as well. I voted for ripping a fat one.
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When a player makes a weak, early exit from a tournament
"Enjoy your money, (player name)"
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Where is the great man?
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yeah, OOPs have been rather deserted

http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...&postcount=378

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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Stick a fork in the OOP threads without him
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Bilbo is an institution.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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