Your Kissing Technique Is: Like a Panting Dog
Your kissing technique is horrendous - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move, but you act as though you wish to devour a dead fish or a t-bone steak.
You let your instincts get the better of you, and you try to jump straight to 3rd base.
Passion is not the problem, but patience and presentation would go a long way to seeing you succeed with a member of the 2-legged variety.