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View Poll Results: Which male tennis star attracts the most gay fans?
Roger "the metrosexual" Federer 58 17.47%
Dmitry "the diva" Tursunov 50 15.06%
Rafael "hot pants" Nadal 99 29.82%
Dominik "pink lady" Hrbaty 16 4.82%
Andy "boom boom" Roddick 102 30.72%
Marat "fozzy bear" Safin 86 25.90%
Tommy "love nugget" Haas 33 9.94%
Lleyton "supersize it" Hewitt 28 8.43%
some other twink (name him) 40 12.05%
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post #1 of 1826 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 03:31 PM Thread Starter
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I asked this same question over at the sexually-repressed TW boards and all the straight-closeted guys complained about it so my post got deleted. So I thought I'd pose the question here, because I know the MTF crowd is far more socially advanced, cooler, and most importantly have a fun, perverted sense of humor.

During my voyeuristic travels to various gay websites to assist in my search for gay knowledge, I've found that the following male tennis players names come up more frequently than others, give or take a random passing interest in someone like Robert Kendrick or Jan-Michael Gambill.

I have also discovered that when it comes to fan/slash fiction, there are predominantly four players who top the list of S&M protagonists: Federer, Roddick, Safin, Nadal (in no particular order because they all keep switching positions anyway). Note the lack of effete players on this list.

Notice also that these fans seem to be quite taken by either the hirsute (Federer, Safin) or the machismo (Roddick, Nadal). Coincidence? Interestingly enough, I see more Federer/Safin pairings in fan fiction but have yet to see any Roddick/Nadal pairings. Somebody get to work on that.

I've seen lots of Roddick/Fish/Blake threesomes though. Flobbick?

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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This is truly one of the funniest threads i've ever seen

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Dima.
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I would say Tomas Berdych because of his androgyn physical,Feliciano Lopez (no comment ) , James Blake and Mark Phillipoussis!!!!

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Well Alfonso, what is the answer to this question? I know Tojo is high on the list, but who else....?
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I have been to a gay website and they were all drooling over Andy Roddick

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Boys and girls, if you get a chance, take a picture with Dimitry. He will put his arm around your waist.
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Notice also that these fans seem to be quite taken by either the hirsute (Federer, Safin)
Safin? Hairy? Not particularly

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I've seen lots of Roddick/Fish/Blake threesomes though. Flobbick?
Flake Dicks
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Re: Which male tennis star attracts the most gay fans?

Robredo and Berdych, I think have quite the followings.

Troicki - Djokovic - Del Potro - Kyrgios - Berankis
Cibulkova - Robson - Kirilenko - Azarenka
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Does Safin shave? He looks like he'd be hairy.
Setting off into the gay internet sites to research this, BBL
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Setting off into the gay internet sites to research this, BBL
You were just searching for an excuse.
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He looks like he'd be hairy.
LOL.
Wrong. He's not He was always hairless.
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You were just searching for an excuse.
You ratted me out!!!!!

Well here is a decidedly non-hairy Safin. Don't know if this is a post-shave picture or the real deal
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It's a moot point anyway. None of these boys even come close to the beauty that is Dima. Too bad his game puts me to sleep.
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