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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Let me get this over with...

Because it wanted to get to the other side.

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Armstrong says in-competition testing will never catch anyone, only out-of-competition testing and the blood passport can.

Tennis has no blood passport system, and does basically no out of competition testing.

The methods and drugs used by Armstrong in 1999 would work in tennis right now, with zero chance of being caught (not slightly surprising to anyone familiar with the topic, btw).
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

I'll just leave this here:

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

I dunno but this guy almost ran over him


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We should be appreciative of Federer though, because we will never see anything like him again. The fact he can still compete for slams ever after the erosion of his physical skills is really a greater testament to the natural talent he has than the period of time when he was dominating the tour.
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24 Year old Federer is nothing but a 2015 Djokovic minus 50 % of his fighting capability.
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Nadal is by far the most naturally talented player of all time and that is the reason his stay at the top is a lot longer than players like Federer etc were able to do.
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