I've a different one
Your data has been digested.
A careful analysis reveals that you belong to a category known as:
The Stealth Burper.
Your burp probably sounds like one of the following...
ump. umph. mmph. mumph. urrr. urp.
As a Stealth Burper, you are well-mannered and socially conscious. You are also savvy and dependable.
There can be no doubt. A friend may betray you. A politician may deceive you.
But a burp never lies.