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Clay Death fallen out of love with Johnny Groove .

Your more intelligent and unbiased posting style has caught up to you Johnny and now you have to face the consequences

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Clay Death is just pissed off because after he wins this year, he'll be way ahead of his current 30 ranking.

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Fucks sake, only got to the second round.

What the fuck is this? This is bullshit.

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Fucks sake, only got to the second round.

What the fuck is this? This is bullshit.
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Hope that your mum had a consolation prize planned for you, bro.
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Fucks sake, only got to the second round.

What the fuck is this? This is bullshit.
Been lurking and I think you are actually fairly intelligent so that could explain it.
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Here I have taken the results of the previous Arse Clown Contests from 2005 on. There has been one held each year from 05 to 2010, with the addition of a 2007 TMS event, due to the overwhelming amount of clownage in the Spring of 2007 in the wake of the beginning of the end of Federer's dominance.

Each of the top 55 have made at least 1 ACC R16. Full list at bottom in pdf file.

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Would be cool if you could offer one of the most memorable nuggets from each member in a concise sentence after each entrant!
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what I need to do to get on this list ? I want my name to be sticked forever somewhere on this site, except at permabanned list
still haven't got an answer . did I have to dig much deeper or just have more consistency ?

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Would be cool if you could offer one of the most memorable nuggets from each member in a concise sentence after each entrant!
After this year's event, I plan on doing just that with the updated stats

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still haven't got an answer . did I have to dig much deeper or just have more consistency ?
You've got to make the R16 of the ACC in any given year.

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Also big ups to ezekiel, one of the biggest Djokotards of all time. He was such an arse clown, he was able to win the ACC in 2007, the year before Djokovic won his first slam and this board went Serbian.
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misunderstood genius, ahead of his times...
"protective of Nole"...
Ezekiel fantastic Djokotard, genuine legend.

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My lifetime mission is to get to #1 in the universally accepted MTF hall of fame.
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I feel that #42 is a bit high for me
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Who's Mirkaland known as now? Because I can't seem to find a user under that name....

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