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Funniest posters of MTF. Let's settle this once and for all...

So who are the funniest posters of MTF? Let's settle this once and for all...

Voting only counts for active users. Here is how the points will be distributed.

#1 = 10
#2 = 9
#3 = 8
#4 = 7
#5 = 6
#6 = 5
#7= 4
#8= 3
#9 = 2
#10= 1

Also at least 5 posters should be named or it won't be counted. A given explanation is encouraged.

The results will be updated in this first post.


Funniest Posters of MTF 2011 (only active accounts)


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Rank	Players		        Points	
1	Fast Clay	        62	
2	Leng jai	        25	
3	Henry Chinaski	        24	
4	Heya		        22	
5	Samanosuke	        22
6	Finishingmove           20
7	Corey Feldman	        20
8	Crazy Girl	        15
9	The Magician            13
10	Action Jackson	        11
11	JMG		        10
12	Jchuabh		        9
13	GrosjeantheGreat        9
14	Pirata		        9
15	Clydey		        8
16	Ilovetheblues_86        7
17	TMJordan	        7
18	Clay Death	        6
19	l_mac		        6
20	Tennis-hero		5
21	Sapeod		        5
22	SatineSalvatore		5
23	Getta		        5
24	Tangerine_Dream		4
25	Farenhajt		3
26	jonathancrane		2
27	Tectonak		1
My pick:

1. Heya (She's funny without trying to be; half of the time I don't even know what she's talking about, but always has me in fits)
2. jchuabh (The big unknown here. She exclusively posts in the Nole Forum so that's why most of you will have never heard of her. She's a Chinese fan with great mastery of the English language, she's witty, unapologetic, hysterical, outrageous and mean, but funny as hell)
3. Corey Feldman (One of the veterans of MTF with a very quick and biting tongue, he's a huge cynic who likes to confront people everywhere, a hater but a sweet one if you get to know him)
4. Fast Clay (More likely Fast Tongue. This aussie is weird, talks strange and is dead funny)
5. Clay Death (Nobody uses the English language quite like him; has an obsession with gladiators and sparta)
6. Satine Salvatore (Takes fangirlism to a new level, she's super funny in a very sweet manner. Uses almost exclusively animated gifs to express herself, this Argentinian has revolutionized the Nole Forum. She needs to step out and take GM by storm).
7. Tangerine Dream (Love her posts, she's always funny, creative and packs a punch)
8. Farenhajt (Gross humour, confrontational, outrageous... but funny as hell)
9. Tektonak (Love her/his posts, witty and sarcastic)
10. Crazy Girl (The most unapologetic Fed fangirl in the world. Her sexual innuendo is legendary but she's an endearing fedtard. Hot italian chick on top of that)



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Re: Funniest posters of MTF. Let's settle this once and for all...

Isn't it a little early for the popularity contest Only poster I always found funny was dylan24 and he's banned. Also I am funny though fewer appreciate it as the forum becomes filled with tards. True humor is not long for this world
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Re: Funniest posters of MTF. Let's settle this once and for all...

1. JMG
2. fast_clay
3. finishingmove
4. TMJordan
5. l_mac
6. Henry Chinaski
7. Getta
8. Ilovetheblues_86
9. jonathancrane
10. leng jai

Honorable mentions (non active posters)

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Also at least 5 posters should be named or it won't be counted. A given explanation is encouraged.

The results will be updated under this first post.

1. Heya (She's funny without trying to be; half of the time I don't even know what she's talking about, but always has me in fits)
2. jchuabh (The big unknown here. She exclusively posts in the Nole Forum so that's why most of you will have never heard of her. She's a Chinese fan with great mastery of the English language, she's witty, unapologetic, hysterical, outrageous and mean, but funny as hell)
3. Corey Feldman (One of the veterans of MTF with a very quick and biting tongue, he's a huge cynic who likes to confront people everywhere, a hater but a sweet one if you get to know him)
4. Fast Clay (More likely Fast Tongue. This aussie is weird, talks strange and is dead funny)
5. Clay Death (Nobody uses the English language quite like him; has an obsession with gladiators and sparta)
6. Satine Salvatore (Takes fangirlism to a new level, she's super funny in a very sweet manner. Uses almost exclusively animated gifs to express herself, this Argentinian has revolutionized the Nole Forum. She needs to step out and take GM by storm).
7. Tangerine Dream (Love her posts, she's always funny, creative and packs a punch)
8. Farenhajt (Gross humour, confrontational, outrageous... but funny as hell)
9. Tektonak (Love her/his posts, witty and sarcastic)
10. Crazy Girl (The most unapologetic Fed fangirl in the world. Her sexual innuendo is legendary but she's an endearing fedtard. Hot italian chick on top of that)
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Isn't it a little early for the popularity contest Only poster I always found funny was dylan24 and he's banned. Also I am funny though fewer appreciate it as the forum becomes filled with tards. True humor is not long for this world
This is not a popularity contest, just a voting thread about the funniest posters here.
I'm sure your sense of humor is underrated here.



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Henry Chinaski and fast_clay take the cake here.

Honorable mentions for Clydey, Action Jackson and Corey Feldman.

Also Sapeod/Word Life/Whatever, even if it's unintentional and therefore shouldn't count here .

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finishingmove probably, though Pirata, fast clay, Crazy Girl amazing too



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Every guy that starts moaning and shredding walls every time a stupid bet goes wrong (as expected).

leng_jai - genuinely funny.
fast_clay - brilliant lingo and overactive imagination
the magician - can be pretty annoying at times but it's the closest we've got to a full-on paranoia/conspiracy theory guy which is undoubtedly the funniest kind.
samanosuke - his English is perfectly broken
Henry Chinaski - well paced and to the point
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So who are the funniest posters of MTF? Let's settle this once and for all...
6. Satine Salvatore (Takes fangirlism to a new level, she's super funny in a very sweet manner. Uses almost exclusively animated gifs to express herself, this Argentinian has revolutionized the Nole Forum. She needs to step out and take GM by storm).


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1. fast clay
2. heya
3. leng_jai
4. samanosuke
5. Corey Feldman
6. The Magician
7. Action Jackson
8. Henry Chinaski
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I was also thinking of starting a thread like this.

My picks:
1. fast_clay - Has made some of the most hilarious posts I have ever seen. Exhibit A.
2. GrosjeantheGreat - Seems to be forgotten here. Extremely gifted in comedy. Exhibit B.
3. samanosuke - Underrated. Has a really quick wit.
4. Crazy Girl - Always delivers. Outrageous poster.
5. leng_jai - Has an interesting posting style; even when he burns someone he gives a relaxed impression, like he doesn't care either way.
6. tennis-hero - No one can derail a thread like this man. Glimpses of genius can be found in his posts.
7. Ilovetheblues_86 - Quality poster with a great sense of humour.
8. heya - Never makes any sense, but some of her posts are pure poetry.
9. finishingmove - Yep. This guy understands comedy.
10. Getta - Pleasant poster in every way, and funny to boot.

Honorable mentions: Henry Chinaski, Harmless & Sophocles.

I've probably forgotten someone. Also I've refrained from mentioning the many posters who are unintentionally funny, of course.

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Oh I forgot Arsen...
But in his case, looks win over wits. Or was it the opposite



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Oh I forgot... honorable mentions:

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