ok, then here's what happened.
Once upon a time there was a pretty Spanish youngster named Fernando. He was a naive, unexperienced boy with dark locks who was working hard for good results in tennis. Somehow he met Dafne Fernandez, who was a young Spanish girl, but who wasn't a tennis player. She did commercials for teenagers (those ads for anti-acnee lotion saying" I used it and I have no more spots", when she actually never had
) and won all sorts of modelling competitions (who shows more skin wins, the beauty doesn't matter
). So our Fernando fell in love with her and saw this as an occassion of having a girl he could go out with and show her like a trophy. Fortunetely for him, Dafne shared the same feelings. After a while, things didn't work out anymore and our boy realized that Dafne's place was on the catwalk (actually in the strip-tease nightclubs
) and thought he should look for someone more normal. That's how he came across fellow tennis player Gisela. By this time, Fernando had become quite a known player and dyed his hair blonde. The relationship with Gisela lasted a few months but they broke up, apparently cos they didn't have time for each other. After that, his hair was back to dark again and so was his mind. He met Dafne again and thought he needed a trophy again (as a tennis trophy hadn't appeared for a while) so he went for Dafne. She had become a soap-star (more like a porn0star) with a prehistoric fashion-sense (wearing outfits almost like the animal skins our ancestors wore that covered mostly only their rude bits) but Fernando seems to be enjoying as the two are similar to the famous Posh'n'Becks couple (in what fashion is concerned). Now we have to wait and see what will be the end of the tear-taking love story
Pix from Liz's site