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my shampoo says "for normal hair only", how do i know if my hair is normal?

Fact of the day : Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
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my shampoo says "for normal hair only", how do i know if my hair is normal?
You ask it and if it replies, you change your shampoo.

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You ask it and if it replies, you change your shampoo.
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some of these are deliciously delightful. i must join you.

the odds of your winning the lottery is 1 in 100000000000000000000000. but hey, if you don't have a ticket, you don't have a chance

Q. When you've played as few matches as you have over the last two, three months, did you ever lack motivation to go out and practice?

ANDY RODDICK: Motivation? No. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy what I do. You know, I've never been one to, you know, blow off practice or, you know, do anything like that.

You know, I'd be lying if I said I'm looking forward to practicing the next two days as opposed to playing here. That part is gonna suck...(2010 Aegon Championships)
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A penny saved is ... not much.

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"Most of the greatest evils that man has inflicted upon man have come through people feeling quite certain about something which, in fact, was false." ~ Bertrand Russell
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how can anyone say you have low self-esteem when your dog is ALWAYS thrilled to see you?

Q. When you've played as few matches as you have over the last two, three months, did you ever lack motivation to go out and practice?

ANDY RODDICK: Motivation? No. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy what I do. You know, I've never been one to, you know, blow off practice or, you know, do anything like that.

You know, I'd be lying if I said I'm looking forward to practicing the next two days as opposed to playing here. That part is gonna suck...(2010 Aegon Championships)
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Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Roger:
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Roddick ~ Baggy ~ Blake ~ Chucho ~ Coria ~ Dima ~ Gask ~ Gaston ~ Guga ~ Haas ~ Juanqui ~ Marat ~ Delpy ~ Tsonga ~ Murray ~ Moya:
Most ATP players:

~ Passenger on the Federer Express #111 ~ Resident of Denaon's Den of Misfits ~
~ Member of Mohamed Lahyani Appreciation Society ~

"Most of the greatest evils that man has inflicted upon man have come through people feeling quite certain about something which, in fact, was false." ~ Bertrand Russell
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Don't be craving Snickers when you change your kid's diapers. Hunger is a strong temptation.
Sometimes you cannot help it . More than often, my son peed right into my mouth while changing him. That's when I thought he will do good in sports, Basketball or Golf was the idea. He chose tennis instead. Guess he prefers a give-take approach.

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Roddick ~ Baggy ~ Blake ~ Chucho ~ Coria ~ Dima ~ Gask ~ Gaston ~ Guga ~ Haas ~ Juanqui ~ Marat ~ Delpy ~ Tsonga ~ Murray ~ Moya:
Most ATP players:

~ Passenger on the Federer Express #111 ~ Resident of Denaon's Den of Misfits ~
~ Member of Mohamed Lahyani Appreciation Society ~

"Most of the greatest evils that man has inflicted upon man have come through people feeling quite certain about something which, in fact, was false." ~ Bertrand Russell
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if you grill it, they'll have some...

Q. When you've played as few matches as you have over the last two, three months, did you ever lack motivation to go out and practice?

ANDY RODDICK: Motivation? No. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy what I do. You know, I've never been one to, you know, blow off practice or, you know, do anything like that.

You know, I'd be lying if I said I'm looking forward to practicing the next two days as opposed to playing here. That part is gonna suck...(2010 Aegon Championships)
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It's fashionable to bash Dubya. To be different, you should go to the White House and pull a Lewinsky on him.


Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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Roddick ~ Baggy ~ Blake ~ Chucho ~ Coria ~ Dima ~ Gask ~ Gaston ~ Guga ~ Haas ~ Juanqui ~ Marat ~ Delpy ~ Tsonga ~ Murray ~ Moya:
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~ Passenger on the Federer Express #111 ~ Resident of Denaon's Den of Misfits ~
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You know your life sucks when you throw a boomerang and it chops off your head.
OMG that reminds me of FartTard
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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

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Roddick ~ Baggy ~ Blake ~ Chucho ~ Coria ~ Dima ~ Gask ~ Gaston ~ Guga ~ Haas ~ Juanqui ~ Marat ~ Delpy ~ Tsonga ~ Murray ~ Moya:
Most ATP players:

~ Passenger on the Federer Express #111 ~ Resident of Denaon's Den of Misfits ~
~ Member of Mohamed Lahyani Appreciation Society ~

"Most of the greatest evils that man has inflicted upon man have come through people feeling quite certain about something which, in fact, was false." ~ Bertrand Russell
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MEN ARE LIKE. . . Snow Storms, you never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

Roger:
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Roddick ~ Baggy ~ Blake ~ Chucho ~ Coria ~ Dima ~ Gask ~ Gaston ~ Guga ~ Haas ~ Juanqui ~ Marat ~ Delpy ~ Tsonga ~ Murray ~ Moya:
Most ATP players:

~ Passenger on the Federer Express #111 ~ Resident of Denaon's Den of Misfits ~
~ Member of Mohamed Lahyani Appreciation Society ~

"Most of the greatest evils that man has inflicted upon man have come through people feeling quite certain about something which, in fact, was false." ~ Bertrand Russell
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I simply must spread around the love before I can rep any of y'all.

That sux!!!!

I love my girls.
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Don't ever try to mess with Granpa on a tennis court...

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