It would be such an improvement over your usual stuff
I don't think you have thought this out well ( like always
). If I showcase my cloyingly sweet side, it will make duong vomit in disgust.
Great. It would be enough to make the thread more interesting than the Castle thread. We would need some work still to make it as captivating as the from one million to zero one.
For the bolded part, maybe I will de-personalize and provide a random baby fact each day. It will be very educational.
Today's fact: The most natural color for the poop of a breastfed baby is mustard yellow.