I haven't drank in a couple weeks now and wow life is boring with this whole sober thing.
What's with this newfound and out of character sobriety?
It's a scientifically proven fact. You staying up until 5AM tells me the matter of size is on your mind a lot lately. What with things not fitting and all.
The matter of size was not an issue at all until...well, until it became an issue, if you know what I mean.
I need a cure for my insomnia.
The next best thing....
No such thing.