I have returned from my mission to bring food to the people of UCLA. It didn't go over well, because I was distracted by a tennis tournament that was coincidentally taking place at the same time as my mission.
Anyway, I had a great time. Deb and Danielle were a blast. Mardy got the card but didn't get waffles. Danielle had a surprise face to face encounter with Sam Querry DURING his match. Dimitry Tursunov felt me up, and fucking wants me. And the future of tennis is named Randy (or Brandon) Michaels.