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I'm an anti-social slackass, and I've managed 17, 524 posts here, most of which have been completely nonsensical You should try it, its fun

Or I will boot you in the ass with my size 12 foot

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I'm an anti-social slackass, and I've managed 17, 524 posts here, most of which have been completely nonsensical You should try it, its fun

Or I will boot you in the ass with my size 12 foot
Well, I can guarantee most of my many, many fewer posts here and in other threads have been completely nonsensical.

And now I'm going to wash my hair, which will be the most productive thing I've accomplished today.



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I think that I'd have to return to college or retire before I could keep up with the pace you guys set. Or maybe I'll just get fired one of these days because I spend too much time on the Internet during work.
Ah yes, well the answer to that (at least the one I'm saving up in case it happens to me) is that I spend a lot less time on here than Miffy in the next office spends crying on the phone to Mummy/sister/best friend about her man troubles, or than the boys down the hall spend playing corridor cricket, and it's a lot less disruptive too ... unless Cilla or someone posts a locker room confrontation in which case I admit the guffaws coming from my office are probably fairly hard to ignore

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Well, I can guarantee most of my many, many fewer posts here and in other threads have been completely nonsensical.
That's something anyway

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And now I'm going to wash my hair, which will be the most productive thing I've accomplished today.
Don't you just love days when you contribute absolutely nothing of substance to the good of mankind as a whole?

I guess technically the most productive thing I did was go to school, but I liked working out (twice!) at the gym better

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Utterly off topic email I received today ... apologies if it 1. offends or 2. perplexes anyone


Subject: THE TRUE STORY OF HELL

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington

chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound"

that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is,

of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs

heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law

(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some

variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we

need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate

at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a

soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls

are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different

Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state

that if you are not a member of their religion, you will

go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since

people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all

souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of

souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of

change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order

for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of

Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls

enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase

until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in

Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes

over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman

year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and

take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number

2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has

already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has

frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more

souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving

the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa

kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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it's a great one Jane I had read it before but I still find it great!
how is everyone And marly I'm in a lazy phase too atm, enjoying being at home so i'm not contributing to anything constructive either

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Ah yes, well the answer to that (at least the one I'm saving up in case it happens to me) is that I spend a lot less time on here than Miffy in the next office spends crying on the phone to Mummy/sister/best friend about her man troubles, or than the boys down the hall spend playing corridor cricket, and it's a lot less disruptive too ... unless Cilla or someone posts a locker room confrontation in which case I admit the guffaws coming from my office are probably fairly hard to ignore

I know my boss wouldn't buy any of those excuses. So I've decided that if I do get fired for spending too much on MTF, that I'm going to go to Texas and move in with Marly. I know that she's always wanted a big sister like me.



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Jane, that was too funny

I already have a big sister, Marlene, but I'm always up for another one But list your qualifications first

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Anyone around? I'm bored!
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Jess! how are you long time no speak

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I'm good thanks Supposed to be working on my baby and uni free morning. However after handing in an assignment yesterday, and with the deadlines for the others being a little way off, I don't really feel very motivated!

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yeah get some rest I'm fine, I'm in France at home for a few days so I make the most of it
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That's good - must be nice to get back home after being away Bet a rest is also much welcomed!
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