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i will never get u and how u think
but i know boobs and been will solve most of ur problems
Funny you mentioned this.Let me tell you a joke.

A guy somewhere in Europe finds a lamp and he rubs it and the gene comes out.Gene says,Dude,thanks a bunch I was in this fucking lamp for eternity.Make
a wish and it'll become reality.That's how I'll thank you.
The guy replies:Well, I've always wanted to go to Australia, but I'm afraid of plains, I always get sea sick so the boat is also out of the question.So, you must build me a highway to Oz land so I can drive to there.
The gene says:Are you effin crazy?Do yo know how far is Australia?It's such a monumental task and it'd take me forever to do it.Do you have some other wish?
The guy says:Well, I've also always wanted to be able to understand women.
The gene says:Fuck it.That highway, do you want it to have two lanes or four?
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Its exho like I will care
you will when he is

remember to say "fuck you Novak for losing to that weaponless pusher in New York"

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As for Mugray, what can be said? A disgusting human being, and awful player, and a choking pushing mug. He looks like a kemo patient, bald spots, hairless legs, pasty blotchy skin, busted teeth, and an ugly, snarling face. Typical antics all came out in this match: faking injuries, grimacing and cursing, trying to peg Fed, trying to start drama, undeserved final based on an exhausted old man and a joke draw.

I'm no Fakervic fan but he needs to save tennis, sadly tree trunk legs will be fresh. Interesting he's never questioned....
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Hug it out as long as it takes, people
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things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used."

"יברכך ה' וישמרך,יאר ה' פניו אליך ויחונך,ישא ה' פניו אליך וישם לך שלום"
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you will when he is

remember to say "fuck you Novak for losing to that weaponless pusher in New York"
He lost to Murray...wait but he isnt pusher

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One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!"


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"People were created to be loved
things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used."

"יברכך ה' וישמרך,יאר ה' פניו אליך ויחונך,ישא ה' פניו אליך וישם לך שלום"
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Funny you mentioned this.Let me tell you a joke.

A guy somewhere in Europe finds a lamp and he rubs it and the gene comes out.Gene says,Dude,thanks a bunch I was in this fucking lamp for eternity.Make
a wish and it'll become reality.That's how I'll thank you.
The guy replies:Well, I've always wanted to go to Australia, but I'm afraid of plains, I always get sea sick so the boat is also out of the question.So, you must build me a highway to Oz land so I can drive to there.
The gene says:Are you effin crazy?Do yo know how far is Australia?It's such a monumental task and it'd take me forever to do it.Do you have some other wish?
The guy says:Well, I've also always wanted to be able to understand women.
The gene says:Fuck it.That highway, do you want it to have two lanes or four?



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Just heard great joke you probalby wouldnt get

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He lost to Murray...wait but he isnt pusher
I was talking about the fact that he was losing to Ferrer for a while

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As for Mugray, what can be said? A disgusting human being, and awful player, and a choking pushing mug. He looks like a kemo patient, bald spots, hairless legs, pasty blotchy skin, busted teeth, and an ugly, snarling face. Typical antics all came out in this match: faking injuries, grimacing and cursing, trying to peg Fed, trying to start drama, undeserved final based on an exhausted old man and a joke draw.

I'm no Fakervic fan but he needs to save tennis, sadly tree trunk legs will be fresh. Interesting he's never questioned....
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bennnyyyy my lost angel

Hug it out as long as it takes, people
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things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used."

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Just heard great joke you probalby wouldnt get
try, no harm in that

Hug it out as long as it takes, people
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things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used."

"יברכך ה' וישמרך,יאר ה' פניו אליך ויחונך,ישא ה' פניו אליך וישם לך שלום"
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I am here
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I am here
why are u crying? where is ur macho face??

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Well here it goes

German minister of transport invites Slovak minister of transport to his house. Slovak minister of transport come to his house and sees huge beautiful vila with Ferrari parked in front of it and asks: "From where do you have money for all of this?" German minister of transport replies: "Do you see that Highway there? It should have been 20 meters but its just 19 so I have all of this."

After month Slovak minister of transport invites German minister of transport to Slovakia. When German minister of transport comes to Slovakia he sees huge cstle with few Lamborghinis,Ferraris in front of it and asks :"How did you earn for this?" Slovak minister replies :"Do you see that highway there?" German replies" No."

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As for Mugray, what can be said? A disgusting human being, and awful player, and a choking pushing mug. He looks like a kemo patient, bald spots, hairless legs, pasty blotchy skin, busted teeth, and an ugly, snarling face. Typical antics all came out in this match: faking injuries, grimacing and cursing, trying to peg Fed, trying to start drama, undeserved final based on an exhausted old man and a joke draw.

I'm no Fakervic fan but he needs to save tennis, sadly tree trunk legs will be fresh. Interesting he's never questioned....
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