We better make sure we win the treasure pile of vCash that comes with the Mr MTF title. It's a classic underdog story, Andrey, omg, I already see it. Dodgeball style.
The story has it all - underdog with a heart of gold (because you're Aussie, get it? under, yeah? har har.)
, hot cheerleader that he's trying to win over (how amendable is arm to posting pin-up style pics? the llama and I will work something out)
, smart Asian campaign manager (how amenable is trips to taking pics with glasses and a clipboard in a miniskirt? the llama and I will figure something out)
, the kooky but devious management team (the llama and I. currently discussing wigs to wear. matching or no? tough call)
, the prize that will enable the Dream...
We might just need a good old-fashioned villain. Do you know someone with a twirlable mustache?