a funny story actually about that. one time i delivered to a bachelorette party. the girl that answered the door, drink in one hand, starts fixing her hair, fixing her boobs, asking seductively "how much do i owe you" with a flick of the eyes.
$27.39, i say, a sly smirk on my face, as usual. "hold on, i'll be right back." so she goes back in the place, i am hearing some of the other girls fiddling around for money, laughing, giggling, etc. then two girls come out. the first one and another one. the first one gives me the money, with a solid tip. as i unload the goods onto them, the 2nd girl sighs and says: "this party is so boring so far, we need a stripper or something". both girls then looked at me, with bedroom eyes.
i smirked, finished giving them the pizzas, and say: "sorry, ladies, this ain't the movies." i look them both in the eyes, they are disappointed, but still horny. "have a good night", i say, with a seductive eyebrow raise, and i see them smile and giggle as i walk away.
i actually have a story with this one too. i went to see her play in the school district tournament at the end of the season. she won a round 7-5, 6-1 in the opening round, and was feeling good. she then played the top seed 2nd round. she played very well in the opening set, taking it 6-3. then the other girl started slicing more, and my baby was unable to handle the change of pace. she ended up losing 6-3, 1-6, 2-6
this is the type of scoreline i lose with all the time.