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Just give Natalie a nickle so she'll tickle your pickle then throw her a dollar so you can make her hollar and finally drop her a dime so she'll let you take your time.

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where have u been mate?
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Been in training with leng jai for our upcoming doubles match at the AO against JG and Xristos.
Disappointed that you're slacking off on MTF. I thought you wanted us to win a game? Hopefully you're at least ts Maccas using their free wifi.

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Disappointed that you're slacking off on MTF. I thought you wanted use to win a game? Hopefully you're at least as Maccas using their free wifi.
is this Australian?

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a funny story actually about that. one time i delivered to a bachelorette party. the girl that answered the door, drink in one hand, starts fixing her hair, fixing her boobs, asking seductively "how much do i owe you" with a flick of the eyes.

$27.39, i say, a sly smirk on my face, as usual. "hold on, i'll be right back." so she goes back in the place, i am hearing some of the other girls fiddling around for money, laughing, giggling, etc. then two girls come out. the first one and another one. the first one gives me the money, with a solid tip. as i unload the goods onto them, the 2nd girl sighs and says: "this party is so boring so far, we need a stripper or something". both girls then looked at me, with bedroom eyes.

i smirked, finished giving them the pizzas, and say: "sorry, ladies, this ain't the movies." i look them both in the eyes, they are disappointed, but still horny. "have a good night", i say, with a seductive eyebrow raise, and i see them smile and giggle as i walk away.



i actually have a story with this one too. i went to see her play in the school district tournament at the end of the season. she won a round 7-5, 6-1 in the opening round, and was feeling good. she then played the top seed 2nd round. she played very well in the opening set, taking it 6-3. then the other girl started slicing more, and my baby was unable to handle the change of pace. she ended up losing 6-3, 1-6, 2-6 this is the type of scoreline i lose with all the time.

Well don't modify the stories to suit ur needs.the actual stuff probably went like this.

Johnny seeing the possibility of extra tip and getting laid decided to play along.the girls were happy.
And he entered the house and started stripping.and then finally the girls said "eww that's what u have?that small pinky?damn we got the wrong guy!"
Johnny landed in the streets on his ass,his pants following..


Oh I wouldn't call that choke.what u do is a choke though.wasting break points and getting broken again and again while leading.but it's ok.u compensate for it with ur big mouth lol.
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Well don't modify the stories to suit ur needs.the actual stuff probably went like this.

Johnny seeing the possibility of extra tip and getting laid decided to play along.the girls were happy.
And he entered the house and started stripping.and then finally the girls said "eww that's what u have?that small pinky?damn we got the wrong guy!"
Johnny landed in the streets on his ass,his pants following..


Oh I wouldn't call that choke.what u do is a choke though.wasting break points and getting broken again and again while leading.but it's ok.u compensate for it with ur big mouth lol.
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And the Dousch Bag post of the day goes to.....
he's won it multiple times. hall of famer

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Well don't modify the stories to suit ur needs.the actual stuff probably went like this.

Johnny seeing the possibility of extra tip and getting laid decided to play along.the girls were happy.
And he entered the house and started stripping.and then finally the girls said "eww that's what u have?that small pinky?damn we got the wrong guy!"
Johnny landed in the streets on his ass,his pants following..


Oh I wouldn't call that choke.what u do is a choke though.wasting break points and getting broken again and again while leading.but it's ok.u compensate for it with ur big mouth lol.
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Well it is official.

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Well it is official.

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Thought u knew I was a guy .but I won't blame u.with ur IQ it's ok

And you are such a masochist johnny
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How about some pizza delivery war stories? Do you ever deliver to gangstas in Miami?

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have u ever delivered to some Soprano-like italian family? have u ever had to make up for an incomplete payment of a customer? and if yes by how much
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