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a funny story actually about that. one time i delivered to a bachelorette party. the girl that answered the door, drink in one hand, starts fixing her hair, fixing her boobs, asking seductively "how much do i owe you" with a flick of the eyes.

$27.39, i say, a sly smirk on my face, as usual. "hold on, i'll be right back." so she goes back in the place, i am hearing some of the other girls fiddling around for money, laughing, giggling, etc. then two girls come out. the first one and another one. the first one gives me the money, with a solid tip. as i unload the goods onto them, the 2nd girl sighs and says: "this party is so boring so far, we need a stripper or something". both girls then looked at me, with bedroom eyes.

i smirked, finished giving them the pizzas, and say: "sorry, ladies, this ain't the movies." i look them both in the eyes, they are disappointed, but still horny. "have a good night", i say, with a seductive eyebrow raise, and i see them smile and giggle as i walk away.
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Ugh... that was horrific. Who are these girls who get turned on by cheeseball stuff like this?? I almost kicked my laptop off the table when he started screeching the chorus. Yet I keep hearing that this type of douchey R&B is seductive and a guaranteed lay. I just don't get it.
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Ugh... that was horrific. Who are these girls who get turned on by cheeseball stuff like this?? I almost kicked my laptop off the table when he started screeching the chorus. Yet I keep hearing that this type of douchey R&B is seductive and a guaranteed lay. I just don't get it.
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I'm not saying others don't measure up in terms of physical beauty, of course. this is south florida, beautiful women are a dime a dozen. of course there are girls who are just as pretty as her, or have bigger boobs or bigger butts, whatever, but that isn't all that i'm looking for. of course there are girls who measure up physically, but what of the total package? her voice, her laugh, her pretty eyes, the way she cracks jokes and makes ME laugh, her scent, our vibe together, our chemistry, which I can't explain, her body language around me, tennis player, gym goer, several years younger than me, quality mother who is also very gorgeous so genetically i have no qualms, etc. etc. etc., it is way more than just physical beauty, it is, as you say, the total package. I mean it just feels as though she's the one. How we met and at such a time in my life, it just seems like God was telling me she's the one. There are other girls in the past where I would really like her, but in the back of my mind I knew that she wasn't "The One". Not with Natalie.

the more girls i meet, the more girls i talk to, the more i miss Natalie.
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I'm way too lazy to read all these pages. Can someone tell me if JG really dreams of becoming at least a decent tennis player and dreaming to play tennis for a living or he's playing it for fun?
on paper (dreams, hopes, fantasys) for a living, but in reality just for fun

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aren't you bothered by the fact that she's banging other guys at the moment?
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JG u seem to always look on the bright side of life
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JG u seem to always look on the bright side of life
Always. There is so much negativity in life today, it is easy to be consumed by it.

Ain't nothin on the news but the blues...

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Ain't nothin on the news but the blues...
It's the blues that lights the fuse in people to watch the news.

But yeah, a positive outlook through adversity is always good. On that note, what's your losing streak at the moment? Not counting consolation matches.
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It's the blues that lights the fuse in people to watch the news.

But yeah, a positive outlook through adversity is always good. On that note, what's your losing streak at the moment? Not counting consolation matches.
Not including consolation?

1. vs. Scott Wolff- 0-6, 1-6
2. vs. Fabrizio Riva, 6-7(1), 4-6
3. vs. Alex Muvdi, 4-6, 3-6
4. vs. Marc Yurgenson, 1-6, 4-6
5. vs. Jakub Wojcek, 0-6, 0-6
6. vs. Dennis Oliviera, 6-4, 3-6, 2-10

I won the first round vs. Marcelo Molina, 6-3, 6-0 before the Oliviera loss, but also:

7. vs. Mario Rodriguez, 5-7, 2-6
8. vs. Khalid Nahro, 6-0, 4-6, 2-10
9. vs. Eddie Beira, 1-6, 1-6
10. vs. Nikolaus Hagleitner, 6-3, 5-7, 4-6
11. vs. Scott Wolff, 5-7, 2-6
12. vs. Akash Israni, 3-6, 3-6

so, not including consolation, I've lost 12 out of 13 matches.

NoW, of those 12, 5 I was beaten soundly and legitly, Israni, Beira, Wojcek, Yurgenson, and Wolff.

The other 7 I have lost in ridiculous fashion.

1. Up a break in both sets vs. Wolff, inlcuding serving 5-4, 40-30 to 5-7, then 2-1 with break to 2-6.
2. Up 6-3, 5-4 vs. Hagleitner, 3 MP wasted in 2nd set, then 4-2, 40-15 serving wasted.
3. Then the Nahro loss after dishing a bagel in the opening set.
4. Then the Rodriguez loss, where, once again, I had a break in both sets.
5. Then the Oliviera loss from a set up.
6. Then the Muvdi loss from up a break in both sets.
7. Then the Riva match from up a break in both sets, serving for first at 5-4.

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So you have won one in 13? Spadea breathes a sigh of relief.

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if I was asked to strip at a girls-only party I would bang them all till they begged me to stop
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What a beautiful but tragic love story

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if I was asked to strip at a girls-only party I would bang them all till they begged me to stop
there was more pizza to be delivered

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