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I had a better record in my one year of playing tournaments sophomore-junior year on TennisRecruiting than Marc Yurgenson has How did he get a rank? I'm fairly certain you'd beat me, but still, I was 15 and I think I could have give a match and maybe beat you had I stayed in tennis rather than choosing instead to start smoking, doing lots of drugs for a year or so, and getting in horrible shape- I'm going to be playing (probably #5) at a division 3 college. If you want to move up a level, you need to do it quickly. I'd try and move up to open very soon, I don't think you can start a tennis career after 25-26.
no, no one can start or dream of a tennis career when they begin playing at like 15 like Groove did

it is literally impossible. 101%

maybe if you were extremely rich and could hire a team of experienced tennis professionals, coaches, hitting partners, etc., then it might be like only 99.9% impossible

maybe Dominoes managers get paid OK? are people buying a lot of pizzas in florida? might want to stick that out

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Thats Right.. For "Fuck" Sake you need to get married.. . .. But if you are getting that then whats the need,
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no, no one can start or dream of a tennis career when they begin playing at like 15 like Groove did

it is literally impossible. 101%

maybe if you were extremely rich and could hire a team of experienced tennis professionals, coaches, hitting partners, etc., then it might be like only 99.9% impossible

maybe Dominoes managers get paid OK? are people buying a lot of pizzas in florida? might want to stick that out

I fucking love pizza
It seems like 99% of people don't know what literally means.

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I heard you were fat and out of shape somewhere on this board, I've not seen the photos so not sure if this is true. If you're fat then I doubt you'd be double bagelling anyone.
what i know about you i haven't "heard" but i know for sure, coz i can see it with my eyes...

anyhow, that's a typical comment - "i have no idea, but i have an opinion (a damn pile of crap type just as usual)"


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no, no one can start or dream of a tennis career when they begin playing at like 15 like Groove did
I wouldn't say impossible, but it will all depend on the progress you make in the first 1-2 years. 23 is definitely way too late. You should be knocking on the door of the top 200 at that point at the very least.


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I wouldn't say impossible, but it will all depend on the progress you make in the first 1-2 years. 23 is definitely way too late. You should be knocking on the door of the top 200 at that point at the very least.
i do believe it is actually impossible, literally.

The records in that regard are held by players from the 70s and 80s, nowadays i believe Raonic is among the late starters, smth like 9yo.

You can't succeed starting after 10, max 11yo.

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anyhow, that's a typical comment - "i have no idea, but i have an opinion (a damn pile of crap type just as usual)"
yea...
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yea...


a matter of perspecctive.

If that's "fat", then OK, i'm fat and i'm still bageling Johnny's level players. For sure 100%.

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your bf is around 20% in this pic
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JG can you pretty please travel down to Melbourne in January so you can partner Xristos in a doubles match against leng jai and myself?

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my what..?

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my what..?
body fat.
for a man of your age you look to be in a good shape and more importantly you have all your hair.
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body fat.
for a man of your age you look to be in a good shape and more importantly you have all your hair.
i'm not in perfect shape indeed, but i'm not exactly fat as well.

yeah, hair is there, way too grey for my age, but that's that.

On topic though, here is an example of a medium level amateur tennis in Bulgaria (the first part, guy with yellow shirt) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHIF7-pjN0

In a first or second round i'm probably slight favorite against him. 3rd and above he'd probably beat me (we play 4 rounds in a day, then semies and final the other, one set matches), coz i need to be fresh to beat such a guy.

But this guy is already much better than Johnny imho.

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a matter of perspecctive.

If that's "fat", then OK, i'm fat and i'm still bageling Johnny's level players. For sure 100%.
The sun is shining and you're not playing in shorts, I suspect you're a 4.5 at the very most.

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