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Re: Johnny Groove 1-6, 4-6 vs. Marc Yurgenson (ITF #2,223)

Best part of this thread is mountaindewslave giving us 6 posts (almost all of them in a row) with essays as to why Johnny won't make it

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how much do you ask for a pepperoni down at your take away?
do you have gluteen free options?
Large Pepperoni pizza delivery usually ends up at $15.93 plus tip.

And yes, we do have a gluten free pizza option But it only comes in the small. Ridiculously expensive, though.

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I can't believe some of these posts from Johnny Groove.
Believe 'em. History will absolve me.

I have to go back to work in 4 hours.

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Well, he said he's an entertainer, and I guess we are all entertained
Apparently so

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Ok so here is the thing, I've stayed up all night trying to figure out how you could climb the ranking: u need better coaching.
You'll need to pay for it, that means you need money as soon as possible.
One thing that come to my mind is the plot of an old academy award winning movie; there was this delivery guy who was completely broken just like you and had to find money to fund his college.
The core of the story is that the guy started to run a male escorting job behind the delivery pizza coverage, all the solitary and unhappy married women had to do to have his services was to order a pizza with 'extra anchovies' which was the code word to have deliveries delivered by him.
The lead actor ends up in college and happy with his gf.
Now all you have to do is spread around some flyers and word-of-mouth advertising and you really should be able to make a living out of it and afford coaching, travles to futures and equipment.
this will also solve your urge to unload the gun several times a day.


I have no interest really in being a male whore, though the market in this area is ripe for the taking.

But again, coaching is not the biggest thing right now. It is getting healthy in the back/shoulder region. Besides, I cannot afford 50 bucks an hour for a coach. I make that in an entire night in tips for one hour with a coach? Who is going to tell me to bend my knees more and toss higher? No thanks. Maybe later, when I advance and I need a coach, maybe I will. But now, I need to get healthier.

Besides, if I can hold onto this job without losing my mind for another 3 months until January 12th, I'll have just about enough money to travel and play 20 some odd futures next year from April to November.

We gonna see.

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Best part of this thread is mountaindewslave giving us 6 posts (almost all of them in a row) with essays as to why Johnny won't make it


Yeah is read a good portion of some of them, but it is nothing I haven't already heard a million times and already addressed a million times.

Let's focus on Sunrise or Pembroke Pines, whichever I choose, first point of first round, in 6 day's time.

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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.

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Yeah is read a good portion of some of them, but it is nothing I haven't already heard a million times and already addressed a million times.

Let's focus on Sunrise or Pembroke Pines, whichever I choose, first point of first round, in 6 day's time.
I can't tell if (s)he's a troll or being serious. What's your take?

Also, do you work for a chain like Papa John's or is it independent. Or better yet: is it a small chain that only has locations in a few states?

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I am not fully entertained yet. Having access to video footage of your matches is a logical next step.

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I can't tell if (s)he's a troll or being serious. What's your take?

Also, do you work for a chain like Papa John's or is it independent. Or better yet: is it a small chain that only has locations in a few states?
Oh, Mountaindewslave is serious, I know that.

I work for Dominos Pizza, perhaps you have heard of it

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I am not fully entertained yet. Having access to video footage of your matches is a logical next step.
Video of my practice, I have been thinking of this for some time. Maybe tomorrow.

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Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
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If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
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ends up at $15.93 plus tip.
man that's expensive
goot that you have the GF option though!
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Video of my practice, I have been thinking of this for some time. Maybe tomorrow.
Do it. I will be waiting.
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Yup, Dominos is aight. I prefer the taste of smaller chain pizza though.

Bro, if you post a vid of you practicing then I'll post a vid of me as well

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Number of Times I've Cried Over Sucking at FITD: All but seven

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man that's expensive
goot that you have the GF option though!
Yeah it is pretty expensive, I wouldn't do it anymore, you can get 2 Mediums for cheaper.

Not to mention the food, I used to enjoy, now I take one look and I just don't want to eat it. Maybe thin crust, maybe.

The gluten free is not bad either, just gotta go light on cheese. Usually I keep a gallon of water and 50 carbs of oats in my car to eat throughout the night.

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Do it. I will be waiting.
I will do my best to film and post my practice tomorrow, I have off from work

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Yup, Dominos is aight. I prefer the taste of smaller chain pizza though.

Bro, if you post a vid of you practicing then I'll post a vid of me as well
Yeah I agree. A mom and pop pizza store will always be better than fast food pizza.

Alrighty

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Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
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Re: Johnny Groove 1-6, 4-6 vs. Marc Yurgenson (ITF #2,223)

I don't like how the sex change suggestion was dismissed so quickly. Think about it. You could certainly do better in the women's tour than the men's.

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man that's expensive
goot that you have the GF option though!
mhead, you're gluten free?!

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mhead, you're gluten free?!
yup, I'd eat pizza every day
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yup, I'd eat pizza every day
So let's get this straight: you're a bisexual girl who is gluten-free and is best 'friends' with Sapeod?

Is that correct?

I need to make sure I'm keeping track of all of this precisely.

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So let's get this straight: you're a bisexual girl who is gluten-free and is best 'friends' with Sapeod?

Is that correct?

I need to make sure I'm keeping track of all of this precisely.
that's correct although me and Sapeod haven't kept in touch lately since my visit on the island. mostly because he's going through a hard time with his gf and also because he had to travel to Norway to play Norwegian A-League (a tennis league similar to WTT)

And yes I started as homo then straight then bi, as time goes by I can't afford to be too choosy.

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interesting guys. But what does that have to do with Johnny's ambitions?

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