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I have to say, well done Johnny for taking 3 games of this Mohns bloke
he has started to play futures quallies well before you picked up a racket
his track record is pretty good, hardly any double bagels there, and he played some ranked players as well
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I agree. The days where I do all that stuff is well over, the most fucked up I've ever been on court was when I took 5 shots of Captain Morgan before a club doubles match back in college when I was like 19. I was swinging and missing on serves
Are you sure you're not taking 5 shots of Captain Morgan before every match you play mate?

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Are you sure you're not taking 5 shots of Captain Morgan before every match you play mate?
Captain Morgan takes 5 shots of Johnny Groove before sailing out

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Re: Johnny Groove Tennis Career (New Plan, post #3004)

Can I suggest male escort and gay porn as a route to greatness? Dominos will only get you fat.
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Is JG the worst player who ever played a Challenger match?

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Is JG the worst player who ever played a Challenger match?
Ah! Finally a worthwhile debate. Definitely in the top ten. This could be a fun research project. Especially if Irresponsible Wildcard Girl sees what's going on and is still handing out wildcards like candy in Savannah in five years
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Can I suggest male escort and gay porn as a route to greatness? Dominos will only get you fat.
But at least he will earn some money with Dominos....
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Guys give Groove a break, seriously. Back issues are no joke and at least he as well as me are trying to live out our dream Will we ever play a ATP tour event? Doubtful, but at least we are out there giving it a shot!

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Will drinking Johnny Groove make me remember the nights? Will I finally be able to see the goings-on? Sounds like potent stuff... Is it even legal?

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But at least he will earn some money with Dominos....
Harsh. I think he'd do well for himself
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But at least he will earn some money with Dominos....



Domino's is running a national ad campaign right now about new offerings with the message "we can't be afraid to fail." I'm starting to see where Johnny is getting a lot of his ideas
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Harsh. I think he'd do well for himself
Rent boys over the age of 25 rarely do well for themselves. Unless he's mega hung of course. How big is it Groove?
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Re: Johnny Groove Tennis Career (New Plan, post #3004)

Seriously though, trying again when your physical peak is ending is a terrible idea.



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