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Re: Johnny Groove un-retires from tennis

this saga is tackier than teen moms on mtv

johnny is a good troll

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Pay $25 and you can serve just like Johnny, is there anyone who could say no to such offer?

“There’s so many athletes, tennis players around the world,” he continued, trying to put his life into some kind of perspective, “they want to be the best in what they do. They want to succeed. Many of them, they don’t succeed in the end. I’m fortunate to have this opportunity and succeed.”
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Re: Johnny Groove Tennis Career (2 Challenger Qualies?)

Got 36 tournaments scheduled over the next 36 weeks. Unfortunately, I'll be running out of money soon, probably halfway through, some time in late July is my prediction. So I need to make some things happen here.

1. April 5- Plantation Men's Opens
2. April 12- Sarasota Challenger Qualies
3. April 19- Savannah Challenger Qualies
4. April 25- Vero Beach Futures Qualies
5. May 2- Orange Park Futures Qualies
6. May 9- Tampa Futures Qualies
7. May 15- Palm Beach Gardens State Closed Men's Opens
8. May 17- Fort Lauderdale USTA National Men's Opens
9. May 24- Orlando Men's Opens
10. May 31- Coral Springs Men's Opens

Depending how I do in above, I may or may not get a chance to play Davis Cup Group 3 for Haiti in Puerto Rico, we gonna see about that. The ties are June 2-7.

11. June 7- Kendalltown Men's Opens
12. June 14- Plantation Men's Opens
13. June 20- Ormond Beach Designated Men's Opens
14. June 28- Plantation Men's Opens
15. July 5- Tamarac Men's Opens
16. July 12- Coral Springs Men's Opens
17. July 19- Ives Men's Opens
18. July 26- Plantation Men's Opens

It goes on like that, pretty much every week with 3-4 futures at the end of the season. So now it is time to really see what's going on, otherwise it is back to Dominos for me, and then teaching high school history classes in the hood starting on August 19.

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Re: Johnny Groove Tennis Career (2 Challenger Qualies?)

How are you going to get into the challengers without a ranking? Do you know people?

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Re: Johnny Groove Tennis Career (2 Challenger Qualies?)

I looked it up in Sarasota and Savannah.

4 of the last 5 years, there were byes in the qualifying draw. Meaning if I go there and sign in, I have an 80% chance to get in. And besides, the entry fee is only $10 while Futures cost $40 and Men's Opens $55-65

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Yawn.

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Yawn.
Not every chapter is a plot twist, mate

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Here's a plot twist for ya. A probable retirement, yet again, after 2 or 3 tournaments... Actually never mind, that wouldn't be a twist. It would just be another cry for attention.

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I'm in Sarasota TT, would be dead cool if Groove showed up in the Quallies

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Can we please let this thread die already?

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I'm in Sarasota TT, would be dead cool if Groove showed up in the Quallies
I'm thinking to say OUT and enter again to be LE
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If JG started before his wang hair sprouted he would have had a Sampras like delivery.

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kind of hope jg makes it now so he doesn't end up being a teacher.
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