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WOW. I've never heard of him before but.....

That's AMAZING! Just AWESOME!

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No help, of course.

Only one guy that I ran into had a legitimate point- he said that all the solo motivation and battery operated machinery was well and good...but that it could never give back to you, rendering it less valuable.

No matter how much I protested the importance of a sure thing when you are a woman, as opposed to a man, he refused to budge an inch. There is no way to get a man to understand a woman's predicament, so I didn't offer much resistance after the initial discussion about it.

I thought about what he said for a moment, and although it didn't change anything for me in practice, there was a grain of truth to what he had said.
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WOW. I've never heard of him before but.....

That's AMAZING! Just AWESOME!
I am kind of glad that you didn't know him.

There is a history there, and one where I lose, in a major way. Very rare, but just like Federer's losses, it can happen....and it did.
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No help, of course.

Only one guy that I ran into had a legitimate point- he said that all the solo motivation and battery operated machinery was well and good...but that it could never give back to you, rendering it less valuable.

No matter how much I protested the importance of a sure thing when you are a woman, as opposed to a man, he refused to budge an inch. There is no way to get a man to understand a woman's predicament, so I didn't offer much resistance after the initial discussion about it.

I thought about what he said for a moment, and although it didn't change anything for me in practice, there was a grain of truth to what he had said.
Yes he's right - the rabbit can't hug you after.

But then since you can make sure it hits the spot good and well until your mind is well and truly blown, who the hell cares?
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I am kind of glad that you didn't know him.

There is a history there, and one where I lose, in a major way. Very rare, but just like Federer's losses, it can happen....and it did.

YOU?! LOSE?!? NEVER!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE to believe that

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Yes he's right - the rabbit can't hug you after.

But then since you can make sure it hits the spot good and well until your mind is well and truly blown, who the hell cares?
The Rabbit...

I have a response to that. Yeah, yeah, I know- shocker.

A machine can't do certain things that are important, I guess. A machine can't talk to you- and I am getting burned by my own theory here, because god knows how much Spanish-speaking porn I have.

It also can't confirm to you that YOU are doing amazing things to your partner either. It's a sure thing when you are with a machine, yes, but there is a price to be paid for dreaming in this case, no?
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Reg, you okay? You have a double post there.
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The Rabbit...

I have a response to that. Yeah, yeah, I know- shocker.

A machine can't do certain things that are important, I guess. A machine can't talk to you- and I am getting burned by my own theory here, because god knows how much Spanish-speaking porn I have.

It also can't confirm to you that YOU are doing amazing things to your partner either. It's a sure thing when you are with a machine, yes, but there is a price to be paid for dreaming in this case, no?
Let me put it this way....if you are a receiver and all you want is a good O then a hand held device is a gift from heaven. If you derive pleasure from giving pleasure to someone else (as I do - I much prefer giving head to getting it), then there's no substitute for the touch of another human being.
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Let me put it this way....if you are a receiver and all you want is a good O then a hand held device is a gift from heaven. If you derive pleasure from giving pleasure to someone else (as I do - I much prefer giving head to getting it), then there's no substitute for the touch of another human being.
I am smack dab in the middle of the road here, which is why, no matter WHAT I do, or do not do, I get squished, just like a grape.

There is no one on the planet that means more to me than me. That being said, however, the latter scenario that you described is also something that appeals to me.

It is different for men though. Through anatomical construction alone, and this was/is a major reason behind what started my sabbatical in the first place....women have a more involved process from first touch to climax.

Most straight guys don't get that, and leave their partners, through indifference or ignorance, wholly unsatisfied.
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I am smack dab in the middle of the road here, which is why, no matter WHAT I do, or do not do, I get squished, just like a grape.

There is no one on the planet that means more to me than me. That being said, however, the latter scenario that you described is also something that appeals to me.

It is different for men though. Through anatomical construction alone, and this was/is a major reason behind what started my sabbatical in the first place....women have a more involved process from first touch to climax.

Most straight guys don't get that, and leave their partners, through indifference or ignorance, wholly unsatisfied.
True.

Plus, I love kissing. I love love love hot kissing - I could kiss for hours and not even bother with the rest of the program sometimes. And you definitely need help for that.

It's amazing how many people are crap kissers.
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True.

Plus, I love kissing. I love love love hot kissing - I could kiss for hours and not even bother with the rest of the program sometimes. And you definitely need help for that.

It's amazing how many people are crap kissers.
Is this just a non sequitur that you have randomly dropped here? Way to help me out. I am pretty sure that you have just violated one of the core laws of the gay man/straight girl relationships. (I hate the label "straight girl", but I had to drop it for the sake of the discussion here.)

Many people are crap kissers. Why is that do you suppose? Indifference again?
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Reg, you okay? You have a double post there.

are YOU ok? what double post?























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Cheeky little thing you are.

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Is this just a non sequitur that you have randomly dropped here? Way to help me out. I am pretty sure that you have just violated one of the core laws of the gay man/straight girl relationships. (I hate the label "straight girl", but I had to drop it for the sake of the discussion here.)

Many people are crap kissers. Why is that do you suppose? Indifference again?
Umm - I think it's a combination of thinking that kissing something you do before you get to the good stuff (as someone said on Friends - the warm-up act you sit through before U2 come on stage)

Also the belief that there's nothing to it - you know - lips make contact, poke tongue around a bit - easy.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Nope.
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I guess, to pull all this together...if you want O then a suitable battery operated appliance will do the job.

if you want actual intimacy then it's humans or nothing, really.
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