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Also, can someone please explain to me why EVERY porno must end with a cum shot?

Seriously, one would think by now that someone would think of a new way to finish their porno, but noooo, its always fuck, fuck, fuck, cum on face, maybe girl sucks a bit more of the cock, then fade to black, and end scene
That's how sex ends. It makes sense. And that's normally the end of each scene and then the end of the porno. It's the end of all sex.



Flopez looks like such a tool. Thank you Spain.
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Sof knows her porn, Jonathan- trust her on this one. She could be a director.

I hope JP will let me off the hook for not tuning into his j/o show. It is happening right now. But my chariot is on the way. He'll have to forgive me.
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And if a small description of the man behind the music comes with the pm, all the better

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Also, can someone please explain to me why EVERY porno must end with a cum shot?

Seriously, one would think by now that someone would think of a new way to finish their porno, but noooo, its always fuck, fuck, fuck, cum on face, maybe girl sucks a bit more of the cock, then fade to black, and end scene
You want it to end with cuddling?

Nothing says great porn like a good spooning.

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That's how sex ends. It makes sense. And that's normally the end of each scene and then the end of the porno. It's the end of all sex.



Flopez looks like such a tool. Thank you Spain.
Yeah, but, sigh, if i ever get into that biz, i'll make a new standard for how the pornos end

As for Lopez being Momo, well, that is a slap in the face to both of them, although im not quite sure to who it is more an insult

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You want it to end with cuddling?

Nothing says great porn like a good spooning.
I mean, a cumshot is an ok thing, but not EVERY SINGLE VIDEO, geez

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I hope JP will let me off the hook for not tuning into his j/o show. It is happening right now. But my chariot is on the way. He'll have to forgive me.
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BD, click on this link to hear his track Victim #1. That will give you an idea of his sound.

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I mean, a cumshot is an ok thing, but not EVERY SINGLE VIDEO, geez
Monica and I are talking about this. The whole point is the cum shot at the end. Guys get off on that. Getting to see it all over some poor girls face, back or stomach. Great. Way hot.

How would you rather it end. Blue balls? Men just love that.
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Also, can someone please explain to me why EVERY porno must end with a cum shot?

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BD, click on this link to hear his track Victim #1. That will give you an idea of his sound.

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that link name. You kill me.

I don't recognize it, but sounds good. Did you meet him through the job?
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Monica and I are talking about this. The whole point is the cum shot at the end. Guys get off on that. Getting to see it all over some poor girls face, back or stomach. Great. Way hot.

How would you rather it end. Blue balls? Men just love that.
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I think the more important question is will god forgive you?

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As for Lopez being Momo, well, that is a slap in the face to both of them, although im not quite sure to who it is more an insult
I think it's fair to say it's an insult to both

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He is 10 mintues away from my house...

You like that name? I figured you might.

I met him through Disturbed's former manager, about 7 years ago when I was running around House of Blues in LA.

He's a nut, but you know how certain musicians are. They are like tour players who have a lot of practice. They are good at what they do, and they know it.
Are you tracking him via satellite or something?

Oh ok, so it was a while back.
How certain musicians are? More like all musicians. Cocky.

I'm sure I don't need to tell you to have fune.
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We have come up with alternate porn endings.

Monica: oh baby please marry me and make me a real man?
Sofya: fucking then a hug and they all put their cloths back on
Monica: maybe a "I'm done" "Congratulations!"
Monica: that's very cordial
Sofya: lmao
Monica: some streamers could explode from the ceiling
Sofya: aww cute
Sofya: streamers and some confetti
Monica: weee!
Sofya: maybe a big prize
Monica: he could spin a wheel
Monica: see what he's won
Sofya: PARENTHOOD
Sofya: yay
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